Michigan Fraternity Uses Seductive PowerPoint To Invite Sorority To Tailgate
There’s death by PowerPoint, and then there’s seduction by PowerPoint. It seems that the brothers of Delta Tau Delta are masters at the art of seduction. J Parks Caldwell emailed us this PowerPoint presentation this morning. I’ve got to hand it to the gentlemen — they pulled out all the stops.
It is not uncommon for fraternities and sororities to pair up for tailgates. I can imagine this is a must for Big Ten schools, because you need something besides alcohol to get through a cold as shit tailgate. Why not invite a gaggle of hot sorority women?
In need of a game day sorority, the Delts decided that they’d court the fine ladies of [sorority redacted]. Since it seems everyone and his mother has pledges who butcher some song by serenading the girls, ΔTΔ set itself apart from the rest of the pack by pitching the hell out of the fraternity with an 11-slide PowerPoint presentation for the ages.
Absolutely flawless execution. The girls would be hard pressed to turn down these guys after that. Might as well just call this one a done deal. You can’t help but respect the hustle of these guys for putting out a damn fine effort.
Jim Harbaugh would nod in approval at this recruiting approach. In fact, rumor has it that Jim will start employing this strategy to next year’s blue chippers. Godspeed, gentlemen..
h/t J Parks Caldwell












This is cute, but if a Frat has a great reputation a simple “part with us” will make a sorority’s ovaries burst.
11 years ago at 1:14 pmI think a simple “SHOW US YOUR TITS” works well, too.
11 years ago at 1:17 pmNo it doesn’t. We’ve told her to show em after every one of her fucking comments, and still no fuckin’ tits.
11 years ago at 1:25 pmOnly Jews, Marines, And Bankers can see these Double D’s.
11 years ago at 1:33 pmGood thing i’m all three of those.
11 years ago at 1:49 pmJudaism. NF?
11 years ago at 1:52 pmJesus was a Jew.
11 years ago at 1:55 pmBragging about DD’s -TFatChickM
11 years ago at 1:55 pmMine are 36 DDD/F and I dare you to call me fat.
11 years ago at 3:38 pmAre they self supporting or are they gravity challenged?
11 years ago at 3:43 pmThey are 100% real if that’s what you’re asking
11 years ago at 3:56 pmI was inquiring if they are full and perky or saggy. BTW, what is your major and your GPA?
11 years ago at 4:07 pmAdd me on snapchat (lilmisssratt) and we can discuss these things
11 years ago at 4:16 pmI don’t do snapchat. I guess I’ll just have to imagine what your major is and how big your GPA is.
11 years ago at 4:30 pmAthletic Training. 3.86 as of last week.
11 years ago at 4:32 pmYou don’t even step foot in a gym, let alone keep in shape, so how are you supposed to be an athletic trainer?
11 years ago at 7:39 pmAthletic Trainers (ATs) are health care professionals who collaborate with physicians. The services provided by ATs comprise prevention, emergency care, clinical diagnosis, therapeutic intervention and rehabilitation of injuries and medical conditions.
11 years ago at 8:18 pmNot Personal Trainer, Athletic Trainer. Do your research before you try and insult me again, fuck face.
New snapchat?
11 years ago at 8:25 pmI still wouldn’t take your advice on anything if your a health care professional and dont take care of your body… especially when it comes to athletics and injuries or nutrition. Now, if you wanted to make me dinner and give me a blow job, I might be inclined to listen to your pointless ramblings.
11 years ago at 10:08 pmAt least send out your squirting video before you delete everyone
11 years ago at 11:17 pmGravity and cellulose have taken hold of most of her body. Be happy you don’t have her on Snapchat.
11 years ago at 7:46 pmLies. I added you on Snapchat and you are nowhere near that.
11 years ago at 3:51 pmoh sorry Mr. Boob Expert, I didn’t know you knew what my bra size is from not even seeing them in person once. My bad, you’re obviously the more educated one in this situation.
11 years ago at 3:57 pmLilMiss is beautiful and not fat
11 years ago at 7:31 pmYou’re fat Little Miss Srat. This is the internet, stop thinking threats matter.
11 years ago at 6:44 pmLilMiss you are really hot don’t worry about the douches on here
11 years ago at 8:15 pmJews?
11 years ago at 3:43 pmNot even a soldier? We’re marines with brains.
11 years ago at 4:32 pmTo bad you guys can’t fight for shit. Now Kara, let’s talk about seeing those tits.
11 years ago at 7:44 pmYou missed your chance. I was ready and I even waited for awhile, but you were too busy yachting.
11 years ago at 2:25 amSo serving my country took to long for you? Unpatriotic, TLiberalM
11 years ago at 9:11 amBanker here, what’s your snapchat?
11 years ago at 6:43 pmShe already posted it, bud.
11 years ago at 7:26 pmNot lilmiss, the other girl
11 years ago at 10:25 pmOf course Pike is going to copy this method and ruin the shit out of it. Can’t wait to see the Pike PowerPoint on Fail Friday.
11 years ago at 1:16 pmI’m working on it champ, just can’t get the beer funnel and the ass to line up just yet…
11 years ago at 1:25 pmAnd a special section of already poured drinks for women only
11 years ago at 3:40 pmRoofie jokes not funny now?
11 years ago at 6:27 pmI laughed
11 years ago at 10:21 pmRegardless of whether or not they’re still funny, (Still funny) they’re only hurting Greeks as a whole.
11 years ago at 4:56 pmApplying your watermark to someone else’s work. TGrandexM.
11 years ago at 1:48 pmTramp Stamp.
11 years ago at 3:22 pmI wonder if the TFM watermark helped or hurt their cause…
11 years ago at 1:48 pmDelts Win
11 years ago at 1:50 pmWhoever made this can confidently put “Proficiency is using PowerPoint” in their resume now
11 years ago at 2:05 pmFor anyone that wants to view it in its full glory
11 years ago at 2:23 pmhttps://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1-ydKoGBTkF_9j3AZ2I9tbY9dcsW98ujBbpF7kPKz8XE/mobilepresent?slide=id.p4
I like the idea, but a pitchbook with 11 slides? Inconsistent background template?
These guys seem cool, but I’m unsure–recommend a cautious hold.
11 years ago at 2:25 pmSo are you an I-Banker? An ER guy? Or maybe just a tool. Probably just the last one.
11 years ago at 6:07 pmPrestige worldwide reference is a solid technique
11 years ago at 2:41 pmNeeding a PowerPoint to get girls to your house. TBottomtierMove.
11 years ago at 3:20 pm