Michigan Fraternity Uses Seductive PowerPoint To Invite Sorority To Tailgate

Michigan Fraternity Asks Sorority To Be Tailgate Partners With Amazing Powerpoint

There’s death by PowerPoint, and then there’s seduction by PowerPoint. It seems that the brothers of Delta Tau Delta are masters at the art of seduction. J Parks Caldwell emailed us this PowerPoint presentation this morning. I’ve got to hand it to the gentlemen — they pulled out all the stops.

It is not uncommon for fraternities and sororities to pair up for tailgates. I can imagine this is a must for Big Ten schools, because you need something besides alcohol to get through a cold as shit tailgate. Why not invite a gaggle of hot sorority women?

In need of a game day sorority, the Delts decided that they’d court the fine ladies of [sorority redacted]. Since it seems everyone and his mother has pledges who butcher some song by serenading the girls, ΔTΔ set itself apart from the rest of the pack by pitching the hell out of the fraternity with an 11-slide PowerPoint presentation for the ages.

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PPT 11

Absolutely flawless execution. The girls would be hard pressed to turn down these guys after that. Might as well just call this one a done deal. You can’t help but respect the hustle of these guys for putting out a damn fine effort.

Jim Harbaugh would nod in approval at this recruiting approach. In fact, rumor has it that Jim will start employing this strategy to next year’s blue chippers. Godspeed, gentlemen..

h/t J Parks Caldwell

  1. __Kara

    This is cute, but if a Frat has a great reputation a simple “part with us” will make a sorority’s ovaries burst.

    11 years ago at 1:14 pm
      1. DornFromMajorLeague

        No it doesn’t. We’ve told her to show em after every one of her fucking comments, and still no fuckin’ tits.

        11 years ago at 1:25 pm
      2. Roger_Bacon

        I was inquiring if they are full and perky or saggy. BTW, what is your major and your GPA?

        11 years ago at 4:07 pm
      3. Roger_Bacon

        I don’t do snapchat. I guess I’ll just have to imagine what your major is and how big your GPA is.

        11 years ago at 4:30 pm
      4. TooBusyYachting

        You don’t even step foot in a gym, let alone keep in shape, so how are you supposed to be an athletic trainer?

        11 years ago at 7:39 pm
      5. littlemisssratty

        Athletic Trainers (ATs) are health care professionals who collaborate with physicians. The services provided by ATs comprise prevention, emergency care, clinical diagnosis, therapeutic intervention and rehabilitation of injuries and medical conditions.
        Not Personal Trainer, Athletic Trainer. Do your research before you try and insult me again, fuck face.

        11 years ago at 8:18 pm
      6. TooBusyYachting

        I still wouldn’t take your advice on anything if your a health care professional and dont take care of your body… especially when it comes to athletics and injuries or nutrition. Now, if you wanted to make me dinner and give me a blow job, I might be inclined to listen to your pointless ramblings.

        11 years ago at 10:08 pm
      7. TooBusyYachting

        Gravity and cellulose have taken hold of most of her body. Be happy you don’t have her on Snapchat.

        11 years ago at 7:46 pm
      8. littlemisssratty

        oh sorry Mr. Boob Expert, I didn’t know you knew what my bra size is from not even seeing them in person once. My bad, you’re obviously the more educated one in this situation.

        11 years ago at 3:57 pm
      9. Kappa Significant

        You’re fat Little Miss Srat. This is the internet, stop thinking threats matter.

        11 years ago at 6:44 pm
      10. TooBusyYachting

        To bad you guys can’t fight for shit. Now Kara, let’s talk about seeing those tits.

        11 years ago at 7:44 pm
      11. __Kara

        You missed your chance. I was ready and I even waited for awhile, but you were too busy yachting.

        11 years ago at 2:25 am
  2. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

    Of course Pike is going to copy this method and ruin the shit out of it. Can’t wait to see the Pike PowerPoint on Fail Friday.

    11 years ago at 1:16 pm
    1. DionysusFratGod

      I’m working on it champ, just can’t get the beer funnel and the ass to line up just yet…

      11 years ago at 1:25 pm
      1. CommonSenseUSA

        Regardless of whether or not they’re still funny, (Still funny) they’re only hurting Greeks as a whole.

        11 years ago at 4:56 pm
  3. RuggerFrater

    Whoever made this can confidently put “Proficiency is using PowerPoint” in their resume now

    11 years ago at 2:05 pm
  4. Anal_yst

    I like the idea, but a pitchbook with 11 slides? Inconsistent background template?

    These guys seem cool, but I’m unsure–recommend a cautious hold.

    11 years ago at 2:25 pm
    1. GetPhKTUp

      So are you an I-Banker? An ER guy? Or maybe just a tool. Probably just the last one.

      11 years ago at 6:07 pm