Artie Lange Once Told A Woman He Wrote Jurassic Park To Get Laid
11 years ago

  3. lions_cherry1856

    I’m a fan of the ol’ “my dad sells oceanfront property in New Mexico” line

    11 years ago at 3:16 pm
  5. Sperrys On My Feet

    His outfit and visible drunkenness lead me to conclude that he is in fact homeless.

    11 years ago at 7:59 am