Girl Takes To Snapchat To Give Out The Ultimate Dick Pic Guide
Dick pics: some guys do them, smart guys don’t. Frankly, if you’re just firing these things out all willy-nilly with no regard for reciprocation from the female on the receiving end, you’re doing it so wrong. There’s a certain etiquette that I follow when it comes to swapping nudes: I get a nude first, then I send a picture of my dog. It hasn’t failed me in the past, and the forecast for the future looks strong to quite strong.
Girls have started to try and explain the proper way to take a dick pic because they think we care. For instance, take this girl Reece. She hopped on Snapchat to post a user guide for how to take the proper dick pic, all the techniques included.
Check ’em out:
Technique number four is the one that all of you should be doing. It does not exist; therefore, your dick pic should not exist. It’s basic logical reasoning. However, if you absolutely have to take one (because you have a gun to your head) I would highly recommend following Thad Castle’s tips:
Always, and I repeat, always remember that if you don’t get a bunch of titty pics after you send it, you’re allowed to sue her..
h/t BroBible
Images via Imugr
Reece has certainly received her fair share of dick pics.
10 years ago at 11:20 amBeing that Reece looks like she is a High Schooler, I’m going to pass-seen too many episodes of To Catch A Predator.
10 years ago at 11:20 amShe is utterly, utterly pathetic. Not edgy. Not sexy. Not controversial. Not shocking – just utterly pathetic. http://wdf.co/7pD
10 years ago at 11:48 amWTF are these posts?
10 years ago at 11:55 amI don’t know. I saw this stat chart on Google that shows TFM page views were at their peak in October 2013 and Jane fallen by 60% since then. The average article had close to or more than 100 comments and now they get 25 or so. I’m a TFM supporter and want them to succeed.
10 years ago at 12:02 pmHope they figure it out.
I think it would be wise for TFM to enlist some current members of Greek life at universities to regain some lost respect, bring in more original content, break their own stories, and maybe have some more success. Also picking better contributors than TSG sports would help. And maybe some politically insightful conservatives to write. Just throwing out ideas though.
10 years ago at 12:33 pmWe need RageTheory to come back and bring America: TBSDOTW with him.
10 years ago at 12:45 pmAnd they need to bring The Smutster back.
10 years ago at 8:18 pmThey probably spurned a lot of people by deleting the forums. And now the running jokes are just getting fucking stupid.
10 years ago at 8:21 pmOur web traffic grew almost 1000% year over year in 2014, compared to 2013. Public web traffic info you find on google is typically unreliable.
10 years ago at 5:30 amYou sound like an asshole.
10 years ago at 12:04 pmGet out of here you Ben Roethlisberger looking mother fucker.
10 years ago at 12:48 pmTechnique 8: Hiding in the bush
10 years ago at 11:24 amWe may have different interpretations of the word cute…
10 years ago at 11:44 amThat girl is way too young to know what a penis looks like.
10 years ago at 11:47 amOld enough to bleed, old enough to breed
10 years ago at 5:56 pmOld enough to pee, old enough for Dorn
10 years ago at 9:32 pmReece should just be happy with any dick pics coming her way
10 years ago at 11:50 amI’m not sure what’s worse; the fact that this chick posted this shit to Snapchat, or that fat “srat” chick that posted that squirting video on Snapchat.
10 years ago at 11:55 amI have most certainly NOT seen this video you talk about on the Snspchat. Please, do provide an acceptable form of identification of said profile or person so, I, Perfect Cell can witness such video for research paper purposes. I am awaiting your prompt response to my comment, that is all for now
10 years ago at 1:01 pmIf you head over to the Michigan article from last week, she put her Snapchat on it. Fair warning though, she is pretty plump… wish I could un-see everything she’s posted.
10 years ago at 1:08 pmAnd yet you keep watching her videos… I’m calling bullshit on you…
10 years ago at 5:16 pmMe? I made the mistake of watching it once, and subsequently deleted her from my Snapchat. I don’t want to see a chick pissing on the floor. That’s nasty.
10 years ago at 9:42 pmReece looks like some serious jail bait
10 years ago at 12:33 pmOn the side note… Has anyone else seen lilmissrachet’s squirt Snapchat? Better add her boys
10 years ago at 12:40 pmShe’s fat and ugly.
10 years ago at 1:53 pmWatch out, she might get offended and complain to the staff about a hostile environment for women…
10 years ago at 4:36 pmDear TooBusyYachting, StarShieldandLamp, and others who have insulted my weight and my body and my physical appearance: although I will most likely be downvoted for voicing my opinion and simply honoring you with the time it took me to write this response, I would like to commend you on your impeccable timing regarding the “verbally abuse LittleMissSratty” campaign. You managed to begin insulting me and sending me hateful comments right at the time we’re wrapping up National Eating Disorders Awareness Week! Fantastic timing! I doubt you have been reading the articles regarding eating disorders over on TSM, but I believe that the comments aimed towards me are prime examples to show young girls how eating disorders can begin! I suffered from anorexia and bulimia all during my 6-12th grade years in school. It started when boys would make mean comments about my {perfectly healthy} weight in 6th grade. That’s when I started starving myself. Now I’m not going to preach about my struggles, but I will just tell you that I have struggled with my weight and self confidence for more than half of my life. Thankfully, I have recovered and am currently working on maintaining a healthy weight and lifestyle. I want to thank you all for saying all of those rude things about me because reading them made me stop and remember all that I have overcome and everything I have worked so hard towards to stop doing to myself (i.e. binge eating, forcing myself to throw up after meals, starving myself for weeks on end, etc.). So yes, those comments were rude, but they inspired me to share my story with others like myself who are the victims of hurtful comments from strangers online and to work even harder towards reaching and maintaining a healthy weight and lifestyle.
10 years ago at 5:27 pmSincerely,
LittleMissSratty
Show us your tits.
10 years ago at 5:37 pmWow. In all that time you just spent writing your fucking odyssey to us, you could have taken a nice tit pic.
10 years ago at 5:49 pmYou’re taking this way too seriously.
10 years ago at 7:01 pmSincerely,
Fratbst Blue Ribbon (FBR)
#YesAllFatChicks
10 years ago at 9:34 pmSo with all these ‘issues’ you have and are trying to fix, you have no problem posting videos of you playing with yourself and pissing on the floor? You have other issues you need to worry about more than national mental weakness week or whatever the fuck it was. And your tits aren’t DDD/F. If that’s the bra size you wear, you really need to get a new store or something.
10 years ago at 9:40 pmThad Castle. Wtf dont you understand TFM
10 years ago at 12:54 pm