This Literal Genius Has Life Figured Out, Dates Multiple Girls At Once
Meet Leon Feingold. Leon is a 41-year-old genius. He has an IQ of a whopping 168. He’s not on Bobby Fischer’s level, but that places him higher than Einstein. Not only is he a genius, but he is a former professional baseball pitcher, a lawyer, and he runs his own real estate brokerage firm. He even dabbles in coaching youngsters on pitching. So, yeah, you could say he’s doing pretty well in life.
The real story here is not that Feingold may be one of the coolest geniuses on the planet because of these accomplishments. The real story is that he’s one of the coolest geniuses in the world because of his approach toward his sex life. Simply put, there’s not one girl out there who can meet all his needs, so he just bangs a bunch of different girls.
In a recent interview with New York Magazine, Leon went into detail about his polyamorous lifestyle, which includes his thirst for multiple women.
I was meeting lots of girls I liked. One week I went out with seven different girls all in a row: That’s seven straight overnights. I sound like I’m bragging, but I’m just explaining that I was seeing a lot of people.
He’s got a whole composite of women that he could proudly hang among the halls of many other famous composites. His justification for such an action is very reasonable, too: He has so many social and intellectual needs that can’t be satisfied by one girl. He just finds one who can fill the hole that another girl can’t — while still keeping the other in the rotation.
Yes, that’s why I was enjoying seeing all these people — because I have all these needs. Not just three or four. I have about 30 things that are important to me, and if any one of them wasn’t met, I would get antsy.
This is the same thing I’ve been preaching to my girlfriend for months, but she’s not having any of it. .
[via NY Mag]
“I’ve got minivans of women” TFM
11 years ago at 2:35 pmShamelessly bragging about having a perfect week. TFM.
11 years ago at 2:36 pmI’d say 90% of those “many needs” are sexual
11 years ago at 2:44 pmAfter further Wikipedia research, he was also ranked as high as #12 in the world for competitive eating.
11 years ago at 2:45 pmUnrelated to the article, but why did the staff members have to start using their real names?
11 years ago at 2:46 pmToo bad we don’t have the forums or we could actually discuss it
11 years ago at 3:03 pmJack Hammer’s actual name is Dan and it’s got me fucked up
11 years ago at 3:26 pmI legitimately thought his first name was Jack and he just changed his last name.
11 years ago at 5:20 pmI’m thinking it has something to do with all the parody accounts recently that have similar names to the writers.
11 years ago at 3:21 pmRight, because a parody account for Harrison Montgomery would be near impossible.
11 years ago at 9:26 pmI always pictured Boulevard as more of a Darryl or Clem type.
11 years ago at 4:37 pmIronically, the name Harrison Montgomery sounds equally fake.
11 years ago at 9:32 pmSo this is considered news? Great reporting there, Harry.
11 years ago at 2:53 pmIf I wanted news I would go read fox… This is what I come here for, you should try it.
11 years ago at 2:58 pmBut did he minivan them?
11 years ago at 3:22 pmFeingold. TaepiM
11 years ago at 3:28 pmSomething about filling holes and multiple women. You get the idea. TFM
11 years ago at 8:21 amThe most suspicious part of this whole piece….the author having a girlfriend.
11 years ago at 9:07 am