15 Tons Of Pot Seized In Second Largest Marijuana Bust Ever
If you’ve been watching the news lately, you probably know that the laws regarding marijuana use are starting to change. All across the country, states and municipalities are getting less strict when it comes to the devil’s lettuce. While the states may be changing their views toward the stuff, the feds are not. In fact, they recently just made a huge bust — the second largest ever.
U.S. Customs and Border Protection searched a suspicious truck carrying a shipment of mattresses and cushions, and what they found stuffed inside wasn’t the usual white fluffy stuff. Instead, the federal agents found 31,598 pounds of pot.
Think about that.
I mean, that’s a veritable fuck-ton of reefer, as I’ve heard the kids calling it these days. That is impressive, but it is still a few thousand pounds short of the largest marijuana seizure. That one took place in 2013 and amounted to 35,265 pounds.
The recent bust, which consisted of 1,296 individual packages of marijuana, is estimated to have a street value of $18.96 million — which, for those of you not too good with money, is a lot.
I don’t know where that shipment of pot was headed, but personally, I can only imagine a “Pineapple Express” or “We’re The Millers”-type situation going down. Somewhere, there’s a drug kingpin who’s out of a lot of product, and he’s pissed. I don’t think his response will be nearly as funny as what goes down in the movie, but you get the point. The dude is going to flip a shit..
[via LA Times]
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18 million dollars. that would buy you one hell of a blumpkin.
11 years ago at 5:21 pmNOOoOo Not the BaR!!!!!!!
11 years ago at 5:23 pm“This dude is gonna flip a shit”
11 years ago at 5:24 pmJust one.
11 years ago at 7:35 pmThe dude, or el duderino, if you’re not one for brevity.
11 years ago at 8:02 pmIs he gonna flip it like an omelet? These are the questions we need answered
11 years ago at 9:52 pmResponses like that are the reason people walk all over you.
11 years ago at 8:45 amMy guess is the truck driver is gonna get stoned by the kingpin
11 years ago at 5:25 pmNobody understood the pun, laps taken.
11 years ago at 9:31 pmWe understood fine, your pun just sucks.
11 years ago at 10:53 pmNo he’s fucking arrested for smuggling. Which means shived in the shower. Duh.
11 years ago at 11:15 pmBlutarsky refusing to use his real name on his news articles. TFM.
11 years ago at 5:25 pmSo frat
11 years ago at 5:30 pmHoly fuck people stop complaining about every bit of content posted that does not directly link to Greek life. There clearly isn’t enough valuable Greek Life content to post every day to meet user demand.
11 years ago at 6:08 pmEasy there champ
11 years ago at 6:25 pmSwing and a miss
11 years ago at 10:32 pmI appreciate that you posted this at exactly 4:20.
11 years ago at 5:32 pmI can’t imagine what’s going through this guy’s head when he gets searched, knowing he has that much fucking weed in his car
11 years ago at 5:52 pmHe wasn’t driving a car
11 years ago at 7:16 pmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFughmt_ebg
11 years ago at 1:57 amLocation of where this happened would be a nice addition to the column…
11 years ago at 6:02 pmAssuming we aren’t good with money #TFM
11 years ago at 6:12 pmwe would be the exact opposite of that, ace.
11 years ago at 6:21 pm