Sigma Chis At SMU In Hot Water For Pissing All Over Neighbor’s Property
As a normal, law-abiding resident of your standard American metropolitan area, you’ve got to think one of the worst possible neighborhood situations is a group of hot-headed and hard-dicked fraternity members moving in next door to you. Your neighbor problems should range from having your morning newspaper stolen to a dog shitting in your lawn and it not getting picked up. But with a group of 19 to 22-year-old arrogant fraternity members — especially at SMU — your problems get potentially much worse.
SMU Sigma Chi members moved into a residence away from campus and basically treated their next door neighbor like a rival fraternity. They pissed on his fence and in his lawn, told him to “fuck off” regularly, threw raw meat at his crib, and even spelled out “fuck you” in snow in his front yard.
From KHOU:
If he didn’t capture it on camera, it is doubtful you would believe what Tim O’Connell has experienced.
“They use the yard and our fence as a restroom,” he said. “I can’t really say what they say on camera, but you can imagine. They tell me to go ‘F’ myself all the time.”
O’Connell’s neighbors not only said it, but they wrote it in snow last week — on his front lawn. Then, minutes later, they returned to snap pictures, his surveillance video shows.
Sigma Chi’s national office has been made aware of the situation and vows to hold the members accountable for their actions after they properly investigate the allegations.
This, as they say, is why we can’t have nice things..
[via KHOU]

As a fellow Sigma Chi, I approve of this message
11 years ago at 10:38 amAs a fellow human being, please stop.
11 years ago at 12:17 pmWas just waiting for the promotion of the “Neighbors” DVD. Fuck you, Dillon.
11 years ago at 10:39 amSo was this a live out house or a chapter house? Cause rules only apply if it’s the latter. I’m sure nationals will back up a chapter at a school with this kind of money. IHSV.
11 years ago at 10:43 amI know this house, I may have gone to a different school, but I lived next to that house for 2 years. Without knowing any details I can say with complete certainty that you were justified in your actions… Piss on
11 years ago at 12:57 pmIt was the pledges.
11 years ago at 10:44 amCome on now, that’s just some good old neighborly fun.
11 years ago at 10:58 amWhat’s wrong with pissing on a fence? I thought this was America!
11 years ago at 10:59 amJust don’t do it on the fence of a playground.
11 years ago at 12:12 pmIn hot water? Something was done here.
11 years ago at 11:09 amA fraternity has neighborly disputes?
11 years ago at 11:20 amhttp://memecrunch.com/meme/DMC6/whoopty-doo-basil/image.jpg?w=400&c=1
How “off campus ” is off campus. If this guys within a 10 minute ride, he should get over it. Peeing on his fence is overkill, but I imagine this neighbor being an absolute prick about fun in general.
11 years ago at 11:35 amGetting caught not knowing how to light a grill has got to be embarrassing.
11 years ago at 11:57 am