Ohio Fugitive Trades Barbs With Sheriff And Citizens On Facebook, Cries Like A Bitch In His Mugshot
11 years ago

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I ran across a quote a few years ago. It’s not your typical cliche. It actually seems to hold true more times than not. Even after an exhausting Google search, I cannot find the exact quote, but the gist of it is that the more ignorant someone is, the louder they tend to speak in order to make themselves heard. The intelligent among us stay quiet for fear of being seen as ignorant. With the pervasiveness of social media, the dipshits and braindead of our society have more access to communication than ever before, and with that comes the endless entertainment that a certified dumbass brings to the table.

About two days ago, the Butler County Sheriff’s Office in Ohio posted the following humorous, yet legitimate “wanted” flyer to their Facebook page.

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The featured criminal is a man by the name of Andrew Marcum. Based on his assortment of charges, two previous mugshots, and a weak-ass selfie game, we can assume Andrew wasn’t blessed with an IQ on the good side of the bell curve. Now, other than the word of the Butler County Sheriff’s Office, Andrew has given us no hard evidence that he might have been the kid shoving Sharpie’s up his nostrils as a child.

A few hours after the Sheriff’s original post, a recognizable name popped up in the replies in response to his fellow citizens’ comments regarding his illegal activities.

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Notice his profile picture? It matches the shitty selfie in the original post. That’s the same fucking guy. All assumptions can be thrown out the window. This deadbeat has confirmed his idiocy to the world.

The following day, the Butler County Sheriff took to another form of social media in an oft-futile effort to convince the fugitive to turn himself into authorities.

Our boy Andrew fell for it, though, and later in the day he was the jail’s newest model.

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Those eyes may be a little red, but I’m sure he was cuffed and strip-searched like a true Facebook hardass.

[via ABC News]

Image via Butler County Sheriff’s Office Facebook

  3. delteagle

    i’m gonna take a stab at ol Albert Dunaway and assume he’s a 50 year old man who bitches on every facebook post because he just discovered the internet

    11 years ago at 9:25 am
  4. Ulysses S. Grant

    I was going to take a stab at saying this guy is a PIKE, but the more I think about it a PIKE would be in heaven if he was in jail. They’d be dropping the soap all the time.

    11 years ago at 9:31 am
  6. Fraternity1335

    The real question is, what jail gives the inmates individual TVs in the cells?

    11 years ago at 9:37 am
    2. USAANTFW

      Also several New York State maximum security correctional facilities allow inmates to purchase and have a TV in their cell with better cable service than most people on the outside have. They get HBO and all sorts of PPV’s it’s disgusting

      11 years ago at 10:22 am
  7. J_Brum

    Better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

    -Honest Abe.

    11 years ago at 9:42 am
  8. Georgia_Fratter

    I thought we were talking about barberito’s in exchange for turning himself in the whole time

    11 years ago at 10:14 am