Video: Goober Sets White Athletes Back Decades By Getting Completely Embarrassed On Basketball Court
Imagine the lowest point in your life being caught on film. Now take that and multiple it by one-hundred. That’s exactly what we have here. Some poor white goober just trying to play defense during a pickup game, and everything goes horribly wrong.
This was just hard to watch. The slow penguin wobble plunge onto his side, the kid getting face fucked while on his knees, and the eventual “lay it all on the line” dive combined for the most brutal murder my eyes have ever witnessed.
I don’t care if the he was lighting it up from behind the arc before and after this homicide, there’s just no way he recovers. Any time he laces up his sneakers and steps foot onto a court he’ll be having PTSD because of this exact moment.
His first mistake was actually trying to play D. That shit may fly in 6th grade CYO ball, but everyone knows pickup is another animal. It’s all about who can hit the most uncontested shots. I advise everyone take a page out of Mark Titus’ book and just run from 3-point line to 3-point line. So long as you score more than the guy you defended, you played defense.
Just when guys like Jordy Nelson, Bryce Harper, and Kevin Love were starting to shake the “white guy athlete” stigma, this dude undid all their progress in about five seconds..
I’m not saying that blacks are superior in sports, but blacks are superior in sports. Besides swimming, golf, and intramurals.
11 years ago at 12:23 pmLet’s not forget hockey
11 years ago at 12:33 pmOr really any sport that requires an investment of capital
11 years ago at 1:04 pmCan’t forget Lacrosse
11 years ago at 1:33 pmSpeaking of golf, has anyone been watching WGC-Cadillac Champtionship today? It’s been one horrendous shot after another.
11 years ago at 1:45 pmThey really should be thanking us for their physical prowess. All those years of breeding is really paying off for them
11 years ago at 9:14 pmAt least he’s white
11 years ago at 12:25 pmI think White Athletes are doing just fine: the top three NFL quarterbacks with four rings are white. Bill Russell has as many NBA championship rings as Kobe an Jordan combined.
11 years ago at 12:30 pmThe man with the most Olympic medal is Kobe Bryant. Tim Tebow is the Heisman winner with the most National Championships.
NBA, NFL,Olympics, NCAA records all held by White athletes.
*most Olympic medals is Michel Phelps.
11 years ago at 12:32 pmMichael Phelps “girlfriend” had a dick
11 years ago at 1:50 pmthat’s cause blacks are scared of water. it’s science.
11 years ago at 2:16 pmBut there’s a black guy on the US Olympic swimming team, even though I never seen him in the water actually…
11 years ago at 7:36 pmBill Russell and Kobe Bryant are black, idiot.
11 years ago at 12:33 pmI messed up. I meant to say that UCLA’s coach John Wooden has the most NCAA titles. Anyway, I just got irritated with the continued white bashing by TFM writers lately.
11 years ago at 12:38 pm…read that over. Are you truly claiming that TFM has an anti-white bias?
11 years ago at 12:48 pmYou, sir, have gone off the deep end.
11 years ago at 12:55 pmI’m not sure Kobe is white though.
11 years ago at 12:33 pmTake a lap and while you’re at it, don’t come back.
11 years ago at 1:04 pmGood to see Jimmer is trying to keep in shape.
11 years ago at 12:32 pmOne of them will make six figures and the other will bag his groceries, I’m glad he’s having his fun now though
11 years ago at 12:33 pmThat’s just uncalled for. Can’t believe that in this age and generation we still have people like you.
11 years ago at 1:39 pmYou’re not going to fit in around here. Just leave now.
11 years ago at 2:34 pmThis site is the compilation of the shittiest members from around the country. Don’t be surprised by stupidity, they are the bane of greek life.
11 years ago at 4:54 pmTaubran you should change your name to GDI
11 years ago at 6:07 pmRather be a GDI than be in a fraternity at Washington State.
11 years ago at 7:25 pmDoesn’t look like you’re going to fit in around here either.
11 years ago at 7:06 pmComing from someone who has been trying to fit in all their life most likely, it does not mean much.
11 years ago at 7:26 pmYou obviously haven’t done your research about Greek life at Washington state… We’re on the anti lib side
11 years ago at 10:31 amI’ve done enough research to know that your University has a no alcohol policy for your greek life. NF. http://www.klewtv.com/news/local/dry-frats-244938061.html
11 years ago at 12:56 pmAlright boys, put your dicks away. The measuring contest is over.
11 years ago at 2:07 pmI thought we were just getting started?
11 years ago at 5:33 pmI forgot that no one finds my jokes funny. Lacing up.
11 years ago at 1:49 pmThe black guy double dribbled.
11 years ago at 12:40 pm20 bucks says someone told the white guy to let him score because of affirmative action. Fucking liberals, I tell ya. Conveniently left out the part where he went 15/15 from 3
11 years ago at 2:19 pmWhatever helps you sleep at night.
11 years ago at 8:09 pmKid folded like a lawn chair.
11 years ago at 6:58 pmDon’t try to basketball against the blacks. They’re genetically predisposed to it.
11 years ago at 7:00 pmKid gave it his all and didn’t give up. That’s all you can ask for.
11 years ago at 10:12 pm