Douchebag MMA Fighter Acts Like Douchebag Pre-Fight, Gets KO’d In Seconds
If the shitty tattoos covering the entire face and body of Julian “Jules the Jackal” Rabaud (including a “hood” and a “rich” over each eye) weren’t a dead giveaway that he’s a total fucking asshat, his behavior in the pre-fight matchup versus Ben Nguyen would be a pretty good indicator.
When Rabaud, who was defending his bantamweight title, squared off with Nguyen for press photos leading up to the match, he decided to try and flex his nuts, which are probably tatted with an eight ball or a yin and yang or something equally cliché and round.
When the cameras started flashing, Rabaud pressed his fist and forehead into Nguyen, who seemed to find the childish, cowardly act pretty hilarious.
The next night, after a mere 28 seconds in the octagon, Nguyen dropped the Jackal with an uppercut to the dome.
“Hey man, I think you got something on your face. Here, let me get that for you…”
Nguyen walked away with the belt. The Jackal walked away with his tail between his legs, a bruised ego, and probably a bruised frontal cortex. Hopefully, whatever part of the brain responsible for flagrant douchebaggery was jarred loose and Rabaud awakens in a hospital, takes one look at his self-mutilated face in the mirror, and realizes what a complete and utter joke his life has become. If not, a quick Google search of his own name will tell him just that.
It’s always satisfying to see the cocky asshole get tooled by the good guy, and this vid filled my underpants with karma cream.
Let this be a lesson to all the trash-talkers out there. If you talk mess, you better have the fists to back it up. I know I don’t, but that’s what the 70 other guys at my tailgate are for..
Image via Youtube
props to nyguen for revoking tattoo man’s power move
11 years ago at 9:55 amThat’s nice, now where the fuck is Fail Friday intern, you worthless pile of dog puke.
11 years ago at 10:08 amTotalfijimove
11 years ago at 10:10 amShut up, Meg.
11 years ago at 10:27 amTalking shit like an asshole and not being able to back it up TFM
11 years ago at 10:28 am^ says the GDI
11 years ago at 10:29 amHere’s a piece of info I learned about shit talking from an expert interrogator. The body oftentimes displays fight or flight automatically if you look for it. If a guy’s face is red, that means all of his blood is going to the face because he is in ‘flight’ mode and is only going to yell. If his face turns pale that means his body is sending blood to the chest and arms and he is preparing to fight.
11 years ago at 10:38 amInformative. Thanks.
11 years ago at 11:09 amI feel like it would be difficult to tell if the guy was drunk, because usually alcohol makes your face flush red. Still handy to know, though.
11 years ago at 1:17 pmBecoming a member, making 20 comments, and getting blackballed, all in one day. TFM.
11 years ago at 4:14 pmDude gave him another tattoo on his jaw.
11 years ago at 10:44 amI was expecting a KO during the weigh in. Once again, I’m disappointed. God this place sucks.
11 years ago at 10:44 amThis comment was just as disappointing as your burgers are.
11 years ago at 10:54 amWay to browse the front page of reddit, and then not even post the AMA that he did.
11 years ago at 10:56 amMMA. NF.
11 years ago at 11:02 amIf you think MMA is nf then your entire chapter should have its charter revoked.
11 years ago at 11:18 amCool bro
11 years ago at 3:22 pmI mean just look at his username….
11 years ago at 9:15 pmUFC is so frat brah. Can’t wait until your store starts selling Affliction so I can be a frat star like Bacon.
11 years ago at 11:15 am