“St. Fratty’s Day” At Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo Literally Brought Down The Roof
Pro tip: If the amount of people on a garage roof rivals a Gainesville Waffle House during Sunday brunch, it’s best to steer clear of said garage. A few Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo students learned that the hard way.
Update from Hathaway incident- eight patients, 4 of which transported to local ERs, mass casualty incident declared. pic.twitter.com/z1PwRxWDgW
— SLO City Fire (@SLO_City_Fire) March 7, 2015
From ABC 7:
The party, which had at least 1,500 attendees, began early Saturday morning and was still ongoing when fire crews responded to the incident in the 300 block of Hathway Avenue at about 6:21 a.m.
Nothing ruins a party quite like the infrastructure you’re standing on disappearing from with under your feet. In total, eight people were injured, but miraculously nobody was seriously hurt — other than that poor bastard whose thigh was impaled. I’m sure he sobered up real quick with a 2×4 protruding from his leg.
Can’t overlook the best detail of the whole story either: fire crews arrived on scene at 6:21 a.m. This party was going off at the crack of dawn. Just a dedication to the art of day drinking that should be acknowledged and commended..
[via ABC 7]
They really got off on the right foot since this was their first annual St. Fratty day.
11 years ago at 12:10 pmNo it wasn’t. This is a tradition we do every year.
11 years ago at 12:16 pmReally when I heard about it on my local news it was their first.
11 years ago at 12:30 pmNeat man, thanks for sharing.
11 years ago at 12:53 pmGo home, Dan. Take a handful of painkillers washed down with a Bloody Mary. Working with a hangover on a Sunday should be illegal in all 49 states.
11 years ago at 12:20 pmWhich one doesn’t count Hawaii or Alaska then?
11 years ago at 12:51 pmHere you go, pal.
https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/cal-irvines-student-government-bans-the-american-flag-from-being-hung-deems-it-offensive/
11 years ago at 1:11 pmI’m from CA, and while i think UC Irvine is retarded, if you wanna exclude CA from the nation, we’ll just take our 8th biggest economy, silicon valley, and hollywood, and leave your broke ass. Big fuck you from the Golden State, lets see how you get by without your iphone, google, and porn. Idiots.
11 years ago at 1:06 amGo ahead boss, we’re all lookin’ forward to it.
11 years ago at 1:49 amyour life would be fucking worthless without CA, ignorant fucks probably have no idea how much this state contributes to your petty life. I’ll enjoy my laps, and my paycheck, good luck doing whatever the fuck your state does, fracking or coal mining or something, maybe growing the food i eat? fuck if i know
11 years ago at 12:15 pmHell, I’m all up for seeing how life would play out without you and your poor excuse of a state you rightfully reside in. To tell you the truth, I ain’t too worried about it. Enjoy those well deserved laps, friend.
11 years ago at 3:20 pmBut how will TFM survive without Hollywood and all the celebrity gossip?
11 years ago at 2:13 amThose of us in the Lone Star State would be just fine considering we have our own separate power grid, 14th largest economy in the world and aren’t buried under a mountain of debt like some people on the West Coast.
11 years ago at 1:06 pmThis university’s name makes me irrationally angry
11 years ago at 12:29 pmWell then you’re gonna be super pissed to hear that our actual “full” name is “California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo”
11 years ago at 2:05 pmSeems a bit early for St Fratty’s Day but I like the enthusiasm
11 years ago at 1:06 pmThe guy with the 2×4 in his leg was actually a chick with a small splinter…
11 years ago at 1:41 pmBest party of the year at Cal Poly, we always celebrate a week or two before St. Patrick’s day because the school and police double and triple fines any time there is a big drinking holiday going on. Fuckin Libs.
11 years ago at 1:42 pmRIP Mardi Gras. But Saturday was fucking nuts.
11 years ago at 12:32 amIs Dorn running a slave show here? Because working on a Sunday morning sounds like a slave show.
11 years ago at 2:40 pmNot letting the time of the day stop you from raging TFM
11 years ago at 2:56 pmHaving a commercial involving termite removal before a video of a roof collapse. Shameless marketing technique.
11 years ago at 3:42 pmThat roof is softer than the lambdas that live there
11 years ago at 4:24 pm