Guy Flies 7,000 Miles To Hook Up With Chick Only To Get Rejected And Almost Drink Himself To Death
11 years ago

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An 18-year-old man known only as “Pratt from Ohio” flew more than 7,000 miles to China to meet up with a girl he was spitting game at on the internet. Unfortunately for homeboy, when he actually got to Jiangshan, China, shorty rejected his calls and eventually blocked his number altogether. As any reasonable person would do after traveling across the world for a booty call (not that that’s reasonable) only to get denied, he drank — heavily.

From the Daily Mail:

A spokesman from the Cheng Bei Police Station quoted on Qianjiang TV said: ‘He was unconscious and lying in a pool of his own vomit. It looks as if he might have fallen in the water at some stage as his clothes and shoes were soaked. To be honest he was so inebriated, he could easily have drowned. It was only a short distance to the water.’

Pratt was taken to a local hospital and after regaining consciousness discovered that he had also managed to lose all of his money meaning he could no longer pay for his hotel room. However after hearing about his hard luck story, the hotel manager decided to let the teenager have the room for free.

I feel for you, Pratt. Girls are always saying they want someone “spontaneous” and “adventurous,” and then when you show up across the globe on a whim they suddenly get all freaked out and want nothing to do with you. We’ll just never know what women want, because women themselves don’t know what they want.

When police tracked down the girl, she refused to even throw him a courtesy visit when he was in the hospital. The poor kid nearly drinks himself to death over you and you can’t even toss him a bone? Absolutely cold-blooded, Xiaoqian (her online username — he didn’t actually know her real name).

Now, this story brings up an interesting question, and that is how far would you travel to get laid? I’m in the camp that the girl should always come to you for a booty call, but I’m sure there’s a difference in opinion. Leave your valued viewpoints on the subject matter in the comments below. What’s your limit? Seven feet? Seven blocks? Seven states over?

[via Daily Mail]

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  3. CREEPYALUM

    If you’re going to travel to get some pussy, I feel like hookers and blow in Tijuana is a much better bet.

    11 years ago at 4:27 pm
    1. GrandpaHammerDong

      Thus the reason for the guy who went there to kill himself and ended up banging hookers, doing some nose candy, and ultimately changing his mind. #Hookerssavelives2015

      11 years ago at 8:49 pm
  5. Rihanna Deserved It

    drove 100 miles once for a tinder hookup. fucked 9 times so it averages out to like 11 miles per bang, which is pretty reasonable. man, what an Easter that was.

    11 years ago at 5:24 pm
    1. DwayneFrockJohnson

      Should’ve saved this one and written an article, would have been much better than most things posted lately

      11 years ago at 5:38 pm
      1. soldier_for_freedom

        It’s all quantity over quality these days for TFM. It used to be so much better.

        11 years ago at 9:32 pm
      2. Rihanna Deserved It

        my sex life in college was quantity over quality.. let me tell you it made for some disappointing mornings

        11 years ago at 11:45 pm
      3. GeebsNotGeeds

        It’s key to kick them out before morning so you can maintain your self respect by pretending she was a seven not the soft four whose pipes you really clogged up in your inebriated state

        11 years ago at 1:23 am
    1. 2hyped4u

      Neeve from catfish is good. He could milk some emotion out of Ching ding on TV I guarantee it.!

      11 years ago at 10:23 pm
  9. stuckinherbutt

    I like to picture bacon in this same scenario. Only with dudes and copious amounts of wine coolers.

    11 years ago at 5:59 pm