VIDEO: Gronk Completely Dominates Staples Center, Twerks His Ass Off On Jumbotron
11 years ago

If a solid Gronk dance Vine doesn’t get you ready to rage, nothing will. The Patriots tight end attended the Clippers game against the Timberwolves on Monday night, and when the dance cam was turned on him, he did not disappoint.

The dude operating that camera was definitely hesitant to put Gronk up on the jumbotron. Realistically, there was a 50-50 chance his pants would come off and be swung over his head. Fortunately, or unfortunately, depending on your sexual orientation, Gronk remained fully clothed, although he did twerk in a highly disturbing fashion.

Here’s a longer video.


The poor kid that had to follow him up on the dance cam didn’t stand a fucking chance. No way his moves could compete. He just stood there with his hands up in amazement.

Twerking wasn’t the only facet of Gronk’s Staples Center domination though.

Here’s Gronk rocketing signed Nerf footballs into the crowd during the third quarter, because he is fiesta.

  4. Teddy Fucking Roosevelt

    Goodness. With Dak getting beat on, SAE bringing a shitstorm upon themselves; what TFM needed was a breath of light hearted enjoyment. And Gronk delivers. You always come through for us, my boy. Bless you, you lovable, overgrown meathead.

    11 years ago at 1:07 am
  6. delteagle

    I feel bad for the one kid after all of them, I hope nobody expected him to follow that

    11 years ago at 1:37 am
  7. 2RawOnUrMom

    Did you really just end this column saying “because he is fiesta” come on man….

    11 years ago at 2:45 am
  10. JustForTheStory

    It’s very possible Gronk took the initiative himself to go down on the court to throw the footballs into the crowd.

    11 years ago at 11:38 am