Friendly Hacker Matches Straight Guys On Tinder, It Gets Weird

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I’ve always said nerds are the most dangerous people on the planet. As technology advances, so, too, does the nerd’s long dick of the tech law. Make the wrong one mad, I imagine he could drain your bank account, blast your DPs all over the web, and send phony emails to your girlfriend’s mom about how you wanna get up in it. They’re running the show. Respect them.

Of course, you also have your cool, friendly types, like the one in this story. A California-based hacker recently took advantage of Tinder’s notoriously vulnerable security measures and matched unknowing heterosexual males with each other. What they saw instead of their matched brethren, however, were dummy female accounts.

From Tech Crunch:

But the Verge reports that a hacker recently set up a program that would use female dummy accounts to put heterosexual men into conversations with each other. Using Tinder’s API, the programmer was able to channel messages from one unknowing man to another, with both parties in the conversation believing instead that they were talking to a woman.

What ensued is… perfect.

Below is one example. This is one of the tamer ones, unfortunately.

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[via Tech Crunch]

Images via Tinder

      1. Intelligentleman

        To the contrary, Dorno. It seems as if proper grammar just isn’t enough for you.

        11 years ago at 9:39 pm
      2. DefinitelyNotNationals

        you know if she did more stuff like that I’d be okay with her takeovers

        11 years ago at 2:35 am
      3. TooBusyYachting

        I think the only thing I enjoy from her takeover is how frustrated the bro’s must be getting every time they make those shitty videos.

        11 years ago at 12:34 pm
      4. DornFromMajorLeague

        Idk man in a loud club where you don’t have to hear her speak, zooming in on her tits and ass while watching her kiss other sluts probably isn’t so bad.

        11 years ago at 3:39 pm
      5. TooBusyYachting

        I have to turn the volume of my phone off when I see that it’s her taking over the Snapchat. If she could just not film her fave, that’d be good too.

        11 years ago at 6:08 pm
    1. House of Tards

      This was a funny comment, don’t know why you’re getting down voted but it probably has something to do with Canada. Fuck Canada.

      11 years ago at 9:00 pm
      1. Im_New_Here

        My open patriotism was a crutch I knew I had to power through, but I felt it necessary to represent the silent Canadians here. Also thank you, I honestly found it to be funny if I do say so myself.

        11 years ago at 11:05 pm
      1. TooBusyYachting

        Telling someone how to live their life while clearly contradicting yourself. TLiberalM.

        11 years ago at 10:42 pm