Beware Texas State: There Is A Junk Fondler On The Loose Around Campus

Harrison Lee11 years ago

Attention, ladies of Texas State: be on the lookout for a white guy, roughly 5’8″ to 5’11”, possibly in his mid-fifties (maybe mid-thirties to early forties depending on which report you go by). No, I’m not trying to play matchmaker and hook you up with an upstanding older gentleman. I’m trying to warn you to steer clear of him. This man is out there fondling his junk in public for all the ladies of Texas State. He hasn’t done it just once, not twice, but THREE times.

University officials sent out the following three emails to students warning them of the perv on the loose.

What kind of monster does this? That bench is forever unclean. Texas State might as well set it on fire and build a new bench because no one should have to sit on the bench that this man defiled.

There’s no time of the day that the girls are safe, either. He’ll expose himself in the afternoon, the evening, and at night. For all the Bobcats out there, keep your head on a swivel. If you see this man, turn, and run before calling the police to report him. According to KXAN, he is still on the loose.

Police were unable to find anyone who matched the description when they searched the area.

Don’t be the guy who’s going around just showing his crank all willy-nilly. It’s a bad look all around..

[via KXAN]

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