That Ole Miss Dude Who Bit A Hamster’s Damn Head Off Was Kicked Out Of His Fraternity
So we’ve gotten a million tips from you guys about this spring breaker from Ole Miss who was recorded biting a hamster’s head clean off his tiny little hamster body like a drunken savage before tossing the rest of him away like a butcher would spoiled meat. Here’s the honest truth: We received the video quite literally 30 minutes after we published that highly disturbing goat beheading video that had people blowing chunks and calling us psychopaths for showing it.
It was just really odd timing, so we thought it best not to run two different helpless animal decapitation videos within an hour of each other. We didn’t want that kind of heat on us. Then we were all, “Fuck, it’s getting dark on here today,” so we tabled the video altogether. A shame, too. That’s our wheelhouse. If a college kid is going to bite the head off a small animal, that’s our story to own. Every time. Of course, other publications picked it up and ran with it, then it went crazy viral while we were sitting around with our thumbs up our asses, wishing we had run it. Then you assholes flooded our inboxes with “How have you idiots not seen this hamster shit yet?” type stuff.
If you haven’t seen the video yet (you have), it’s below. Warning: This version is censored, but may still be considered graphic to some people.
The blood-thirsty spring breaker in the vagina slayer wolf tee is Brady Eaves, an Ole Miss student and now former member of Phi Delta Theta. He was removed from his fraternity on account of the very public hamster murder thing. His chapter president skewered him, too.
From NBC 12:
Eaves was a member of the Phi Delta Theta fraternity on campus. On Tuesday afternoon, the fraternity’s president issued an email saying Eaves had been kicked out of the fraternity and members were shocked by his actions.
“We are very disappointed and disgusted in Brady’s actions. These actions are inconsistent with what we believe as men of Phi Delta Theta and are inconsistent with the creed of the University of Mississippi. This incident was during spring break and is in no way associated with any chapter activity of Phi Delta Theta.”
I’m seriously so close to launching a Ban Spring Break campaign if you kids don’t start controlling your behavior. It’s Gulf Shores. It’s Panama City Beach. Not ‘Nam. There are rules..
[via NBC 12]

What the fuck did I just read
11 years ago at 11:44 amAnd watch this is so fucked on so many levels
11 years ago at 11:45 amJesus H Christ.
11 years ago at 11:47 amWhile you’re at it admit him into an insane asylum
11 years ago at 11:51 amBut before you do: have him tell us where he got that shirt.
11 years ago at 1:56 amPoor use of the colon. Also, that shirt is a fucking abomination, probably picked up at some second-hand flea market.
11 years ago at 9:04 amThanks for the completely unsolicited punctuation lesson. Does the creative writing teacher that you TA for know that you’re posting stupid comments on TFM instead of grading that stack of papers he gave you? Fucking dweeb
11 years ago at 2:33 pmWhich of his fraternity brothers ratted him out?
11 years ago at 11:52 amI think the video evidence itself is quite damning.
11 years ago at 12:05 pmNickname Ozzy
11 years ago at 11:52 amThis is why we can’t have nice things.
11 years ago at 11:52 amGood
11 years ago at 11:55 amFrom his scream, he sounds autistic.
11 years ago at 11:56 amWoah, don’t make autistic people look bad by comparing them to this moron.
11 years ago at 7:03 pmI agree not even Boulevard would bite a head of a hamster, sure he’d pet it way too hard but he means well.
11 years ago at 7:18 pmI have a feeling that in a few years this kid will be sitting at a card table in a bath robe and hearing ‘Medication time’ repeated over the intercom.
11 years ago at 11:57 amdude, your profile pic…nice move
11 years ago at 12:43 pmWhat else do you like?
11 years ago at 3:31 pmWell being a fan of hockey, which I am go PREDATORS who clinched a playoff birth even though they just dropped two to the Canucks, it’s the story behind the picture that is badass.
But, I see what you did there, so I’ll play along amicably.
I like pics of old white dudes grabbing their junk.
11 years ago at 2:46 amShut the fuck up
11 years ago at 7:47 amSomebody’s havin a rough day…
11 years ago at 9:23 amThey should go Wicker Man on him with a cage full of hamsters.
11 years ago at 12:00 pm“THE BEES!! YOU BITCHES!! NOT THE BEES!!” – Sasha
11 years ago at 12:37 pmHe’d probably just go apeshit and start biting their heads off.
11 years ago at 1:17 pmDidn’t think about it like that. Good call
11 years ago at 7:34 pm