Fans At Wrigley Piss In Beer Cups Instead Of Waiting For Long Bathroom Lines
When you gotta go, you gotta go. The Cubs are currently in the midst of a four-year renovation overhaul of Wrigley Field — the new scoreboard looked nice last night. Unfortunately for the fans at Wrigley, the sight of a beautiful new scoreboard did not overshadow the glaring problem from last night. Due to the renovations, there were a bunch of bathroom closures.
Some fans had to wait in bathroom lines for as long as 30 minutes. Seriously, check out these atrocious lines:
From a friend at wrigley. These are the lines for the bathroom. Ouch. Looks like the renovation hasn't gone so well. pic.twitter.com/heeUH2Rdab
— Craig Mac (@CraigMac) April 6, 2015
#Cubs have a bathroom issue. Men's restroom line stretches 4 sections on both sides of upper deck. #WrigleyField pic.twitter.com/hK2F1IQWfQ
— Jeremy Shermak (@JeremyShermak) April 6, 2015
What’s the best way a man can combat the long lines? Just piss in the first available thing you see. That just so happened to be empty beer cups for these fans.
@Cubs this is how bad the bathroom situation is @ Wrigley…. pic.twitter.com/MopU6fTBV3
— Cap Anson (@cubbies2014) April 6, 2015
I'm rather certain this is not flat beer. pic.twitter.com/UCEjhDoi0A
— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) April 6, 2015
Props to the folks that said fuck the lines and just pissed in the cups. I’m a firm believer that urination should not be restricted to just a toilet.
Fortunately for the Cubs fans who waited in the long lines, they didn’t have to watch the Cubs performance on the field for the whole game. Renovation issues, fielding issues, and your ace throwing 90 pitches in four and a third all led to a rough start for the Cubs. Could this be a foreshadowing to the rest of the year?.
h/t Yahoo Sports
Sounds like a trickly situation.
11 years ago at 10:24 amOkay, I’ll go home now.
11 years ago at 10:27 amBye
11 years ago at 11:12 amThat was a piss poor attempt.
11 years ago at 2:43 pmHonestly half of the fans probably couldn’t tell the difference if they drank out of those cups.
11 years ago at 10:26 amBiggest news story of the day is Rolling Stones continued fuck up and y’all writes story’s about losing cubs fans pissing in $9 cups.
11 years ago at 10:28 amShut the hell up, its opening day you commie
11 years ago at 10:40 amPablo Escobar was a communist.
11 years ago at 10:49 amAs a baseball fan I agree, it’s just there is some fraternity news out there that’s kinda a big deal over cubs fans facility and bladder problems.
11 years ago at 10:55 amI mean it’s the Cubs, they are piss poor..
11 years ago at 10:48 amtry again later bud
11 years ago at 11:06 amtry again later bud
11 years ago at 11:43 amtry bud again later
11 years ago at 2:30 amThey were not forced…… it’s what they wanted.
11 years ago at 5:40 amClicked wrong button. Anyway, thought it was a good play on words despite what the peanut gallery says.
11 years ago at 5:42 amNew renovations huh? It’s not like the Cubs are going to do any better this season….
11 years ago at 11:10 amWell according to a little movie called Back to the Future the Cubs are suppose to win it all this year.
11 years ago at 11:18 amCan’t argue with the facts
11 years ago at 11:53 amPlease give a reason with statistically backing that the Cubs will actually be worse than they were last year.
11 years ago at 11:18 amThat piss is awfully yellow for a baseball game.
11 years ago at 11:15 amPissing the alcohol back in the cup you drank it from TFM
11 years ago at 11:43 amCan we send our pledges to pick up the cups?
11 years ago at 12:37 pmHeadline: Cubs piss on World Series chance for 110th year in a row.
11 years ago at 1:25 pmWhat the FUCK are you bastards doing with cyber dust? Is it that hard to send tits? Are advertisers against it? I mean seriously these fucking links are ridiculous
11 years ago at 2:19 pm