FAIL FRIDAY: Masters Of Failure
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Munched her in my Wisconsin Kaminsky jersey. TFM.

You give second place fellatio.

Back-to-back episodes of America’s Funniest Home Videos? Sorry guys, see ya in an hour. TFM.

You will not see me in an hour.

Shamelessly listening to “22” by Taylor Swift with your bros because it’s your 22nd birthday and life is such a party. TFM.

Let your fun flag fly, friend!

Dying of a heat stroke in the middle of a south Georgia summer because you’re too frat to take your blazer off. TFM.

At least he died frat.

12 centimeters sounds a lot better than 5 inches. TFM.

Does it?

Sucking on so many clits that your tongue gets dry as fuck and you have to chug a Natty to quench your thirst. TFM.

Just disgusting and totally unnecessary.

T.G.I.F! (Thank God I’m Frat)

Come here and let me cut you.

Her vag looked like an Arby’s roast beef sandwich. Good thing I like fast food. TFM.

ZING!

Got first place in the dick contest, again. TFM.

Congrats, man. I’ve never finished first in a single dick contest.

Yeah I’m that guy who will come over and finger blast ya, but I’m also that guy that’s gotta wake up at 5 AM to get the new Jordans on Saturday. TFM.

Coppin’ Jordans and finger blasting. That’s the life.

That there is one hell of a bruise.
That there is one hell of a bruise.
That dress is flattering.
That dress is flattering.
Not sure belly buttons work that way.
Not sure belly buttons work that way.
Goobing so hard.
Goobing so hard.
Nice photo to commemorate their trip to the bowling alley.
Nice photo to commemorate their trip to the bowling alley.
Come on, guy. Have some self-respect.
Come on, guy. Have some self-respect.
Spring break henna peen.
Spring break henna peen.
That's one way to use a toilet.
That’s one way to use a toilet.
Furries, man. They're terrifying.
Furries, man. They’re terrifying.
Looks like someone didn't get the memo.
Looks like someone didn’t get the memo.
Guy in the background is about to murder them all.
Guy in the background is about to murder them all.
That's an interesting technique.
That’s an interesting technique.
Professor Creep McGee.
Professor Creep McGee.
Guy is out cold, about to get a ruthless wakeup call.
Guy is out cold, about to get a ruthless wakeup call.
Really enjoying his meal.
Really enjoying his meal.
Afshin has serious butt game.
Afshin has serious butt game.
Let it all out.
Let it all out.
He owes someone a couch.
He owes someone a couch.
#brotherhood
#brotherhood

SAE Fashion Show

Vegan Rap

Bad Things Happen To Bad Drivers

Latin Chaser

      1. OneRowdyGentlemen

        I’m gonna add the kid with RVCA trunks on throwing up with flat bill in the background to Pike’s tab.

        10 years ago at 12:05 pm
  3. PatBurrell

    12 centimeters may not sound better than 5 inches, but it’s definitely a closer estimation

    10 years ago at 11:49 am
      1. USArmy

        Not denying that. Just nice to see some original video. If they recycled that Carter Cruise video I was going to drive to Austin and kick the shit out the the Intern.

        10 years ago at 12:14 pm
  5. Oral Hershiser

    “Guy in the background is about to murder them all.”
    And the world will be a better place thereafter.

    10 years ago at 11:50 am
  6. fratmydickbitch

    I know zero of you who are still in college will get this, but we really need Ask the Intern to make a return and be a weekly thing again.

    10 years ago at 11:50 am
    1. Tungsten

      Seconded. Although the “old TFM intern” is probably one of the newer staff members by now.

      10 years ago at 11:53 am
      2. soldier_for_freedom

        It’s the same as asking Dorn to release his basement boys, it’s not gonna happen sadly.

        10 years ago at 3:04 pm
  7. Oral Hershiser

    I thought Afshin’s “I’ll show you how deep your butthole goes” line was pretty good. Could’ve done without the picture though.

    10 years ago at 11:53 am
    4. Grandview

      That’s already been on here years ago not sure if it was fail Friday tho might of just been a random pic.

      10 years ago at 11:04 pm
      1. PskRhoHex285

        It was on one of DevryGuy’s tinder profile columns, and really shouldn’t be a fail.

        10 years ago at 1:34 pm
  8. Brooks brothers bow tie

    solid turnout by SAE this week. TKE and PIKE were there (of course) however fail friday sucked this week

    10 years ago at 11:56 am
  11. golfs_finest

    Standing on the bowl and peeing into the toilet is definitely not fail material.

    10 years ago at 12:02 pm