Pathetic form by the paddler. First, one should hold the paddle in both hands. This allows control and power. The limp wristed delivery not only results in an angle that’s going to cause the end of the board to hit the hamstring, but there is little force behind the lick. A good lick will cause a resounding report and land squarely across the glutes with maximum force. Second, the paddler should be at a 90ยบ angle to the victim’s ass. The arc of the swing should be perpendicular to the recipient’s ass and should contact the “sit spot” just above the gluteal fold. The recipient here should be embarrassed for the paddler. It is demeaning to receive licks from an incompetent paddler. If you are on the receiving end, you want to know that the paddler’s efforts are top quality, his form excellent, and that the pain you will be feeling is tournament quality. Anything else is wimpy and disgusting.
PicLab. TSM.
11 years ago at 10:07 amOr TNM
11 years ago at 9:30 pmIs that one of SFPL’s dads?
11 years ago at 11:22 amPathetic form by the paddler. First, one should hold the paddle in both hands. This allows control and power. The limp wristed delivery not only results in an angle that’s going to cause the end of the board to hit the hamstring, but there is little force behind the lick. A good lick will cause a resounding report and land squarely across the glutes with maximum force. Second, the paddler should be at a 90ยบ angle to the victim’s ass. The arc of the swing should be perpendicular to the recipient’s ass and should contact the “sit spot” just above the gluteal fold. The recipient here should be embarrassed for the paddler. It is demeaning to receive licks from an incompetent paddler. If you are on the receiving end, you want to know that the paddler’s efforts are top quality, his form excellent, and that the pain you will be feeling is tournament quality. Anything else is wimpy and disgusting.
11 years ago at 2:52 am