VIDEO: Girl Beats Cop In Rock-Paper-Scissors To Get Out Of MIP At Chilifest
The frame on the left: the realization that a court appearance, community service, alcohol awareness classes, legal fees, and a shitty phone call home to Mom and Dad could be in your future. The frame on the right: “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yesssssss!!! Should I get topless right now?!”
Chilifest, for those unaware, is Texas A&M’s (although not technically affiliated?) annual chili cook-off festival that raises money for charity, but really it’s a place to drink beer and listen to music. It takes place in a small town outside of College Station called Snook, and the cops there are evidently pretty chill.
Another angle, in .gif form:
This cop: “We’re about to be in some shit for this, aren’t we?”
Good stuff here. No MIP. Congrats. It looks kinda weird for the cops to just walk away from the scene after being defeated though, right? Am I wrong? They’re like, “Whelp, you got us this time. Be safe I guess and continue your underage drinking and don’t let anyone post that video on the internet. K thanks.”
Chilifest, man. No rules. Just go there and do what you want and don’t get caught, but if you do get caught, just be better at stupid childhood games than the Snook PD. You’ll be good..
h/t @lacombjl
Would have been a great video if she lost.
10 years ago at 1:39 pmIn other news….three very cool cops from Snook, TX are on administrative leave after a Vine surfaces showing they were derelict in their duty. Do these guys a favor….pixelate their faces.
10 years ago at 1:42 pmIf she were a man, she’d have an MIP right now
10 years ago at 2:30 pmInstead of pixelating faces, TFM takes the route of highlighting an officer’s face in a still from the vine….
10 years ago at 2:40 pmYou think pixelating faces on a video that’s gone viral would keep these cops from being identified? That’s cute.
10 years ago at 2:45 pmSo instead of at least attempting to keep their privacy you decide to expose one of them. Things like this are what make potentially nice cops into hard asses. Way to contribute, Dorn.
10 years ago at 3:19 pmget a grip
10 years ago at 3:28 pmYou’re become so soft that it kills me.
10 years ago at 4:00 pm*you’ve
10 years ago at 4:04 pmDorn, you’re a whore.
10 years ago at 5:29 pmYou get a grip.
10 years ago at 8:40 amWay to go.
10 years ago at 2:33 pmhttp://www.kbtx.com/home/headlines/Officers-in-Trouble-over-Rock-Paper-Scissors-Incident-at-Chilifest-299720861.html
When I got mine, I don’t think I would have even been able to play RPS, much less win.
10 years ago at 1:59 pmRPS outcomes being entirely too influencial on your criminal history or lack thereof. TFM.
10 years ago at 2:00 pmChallenging the officer to a game of rock, paper, scissors over your arrest and winning. TFM.
10 years ago at 2:06 pm“Play for your freedom.”
10 years ago at 2:11 pmHow did your shitty account name make Exec before mine?
10 years ago at 8:42 am“…the cops there are evidently pretty chill.” Obviously you have never been to Chilifest.
10 years ago at 2:18 pmThat’s why he said evidently.
10 years ago at 2:41 pmThe guy pretending he has a big dick by flipping the cops off after they’ve clearly already left. Seriously dude? TGDIM
10 years ago at 3:08 pmI was there and have a longer video of it, he’s actually pointing or making finger guns. The cops are normally awful at chilifest, so you can bet it got wild after she was let off the hook.
10 years ago at 4:48 pm1/1, would hit.
10 years ago at 3:22 pmi have a feeling this is going to be the normal thing to do now.
10 years ago at 3:24 pm