You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?
“No… because exploding terrorists are the only ones I like.”
That’s the only way I like my terrorists… 300 feet in the air and on fire
11 years ago at 11:59 amThat’s an incredibly specific scenario preferance
11 years ago at 12:20 pmor in pieces
11 years ago at 7:22 pmThis is one of the best fireworks I’ve ever seen.
11 years ago at 12:19 pmThat’s the best firework I have ever seen.
11 years ago at 12:28 pmHey intern, high school girls use the word karma when bad things happen to bad people. This is called justice.
11 years ago at 12:32 pmYou’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?
“No… because exploding terrorists are the only ones I like.”
11 years ago at 12:55 pmEnjoy being ass-raped by Satan for the rest of eternity you worthless fuck.
11 years ago at 1:41 pmHe’s gonna have a nasty shock when he finds out the 40 virgins waiting for him in the afterlife are all pussycreep gdi’s.
11 years ago at 7:49 pmMore this, less chive.
11 years ago at 1:56 pmThe world is now a better place.
11 years ago at 8:11 pmI’d shotgun to this.
11 years ago at 11:45 pmCar-ma. Bringing a new meaning to “The bombs bursting in air.”
11 years ago at 3:30 am