Be On The Lookout, Sewer Beer May Exist In The Near Future

Be On The Lookout, Sewer Beer May Exist In The Near Future

As you complete the heinous dump you’ve been enjoying as you browse the site, keep this in mind: That water you’re about to flush into God knows where may soon find its way to your beer. It hasn’t happened yet, but if a few Oregonians get their way, the dominos may start falling.

The Oregon Environmental Quality Commission voted unanimously to allow Clean Water Services — a wastewater treatment company — to use recycled sewage water for home brewed beers. While the treatment facility is supposedly state-of-the-art, the thought of water that once came in contact with my bodily wastes entering my mouth is utterly horrifying.

From OPB:

Clean Water Services has an advanced treatment process that can turn sewage into drinking water.

The utility, which runs four wastewater treatment plants in the Portland metro area, wants to show off its “high-purity” system by turning recycled wastewater into beer.

Fucking disgusting. As it stands, the use of sewage water presents an entirely new ballgame for the Oregonian health and environmental regulators. The only current legal uses of recycled sewage water are irrigation, industrial, and groundwater recharge. All of the uses are not in the same spectrum as using it in a product directly consumed by humans.

So far, both the Oregon Environmental Quality Commission and the Oregon Health Authority have shown support for the initiative.

The Oregon Health Authority has already approved the utility’s request, citing “the high quality of the treated water, additional microbial reduction in the brewing process, and a low health risk overall.”

The Oregon Environmental Quality Commission echoed that point of view at its meeting in Portland.

If I wanted to drink piss, I’d shotgun a Natty.

[via OPB]

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  1. Tony Frock

    Recycled water is perfectly safe. The phases it goes through filters out all the shit and is even pumped with hydrogen peroxide and passed through uv light to kill any living thing still in there so the end result is strictly H2O then it’s pumped with minerals for taste. Stop being a pussy dude

    11 years ago at 10:47 am
  2. NightriderNoisewater

    How did they come up with this plan? “Hey guys, we can treat sewage water to make it drinkable. — That’s great Steve! Let’s brew beer with it! I’ve always wanted a better way to drink my own waste.”

    11 years ago at 10:52 am
  3. SharkWeekTFM

    “I’ve been wanting to make my own home brew but I’m worried that it might come out tasting like piss water.”
    “Larry, I got an idea for you. If it does, what if you could blame it on the fact that we made it OUT OF piss water.”
    “What do you mean?”
    “Well…….”

    11 years ago at 1:35 pm
  4. homelver2

    People need to stop fighting these alternatives that can help eliminate the wasting of natural resources

    11 years ago at 3:33 pm
  5. Functionin Alcoholic

    This is the same state that dumped out 38 million gallons from a reservoir lake cause one guy peed in it… Makes sense.

    11 years ago at 3:47 pm