Police Raid Sigma Pi House At University Of Rhode Island, Find Pounds Of Weed
11 years ago

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Sigma Pi at the University of Rhode Island was raided yesterday after police received a tip that a brother was selling large quantities of marijuana out of the house. Dan Coburn was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver after officers recovered two pounds of marijuana, a small amount of hash oil and $604 in cash during the search.

The school released the following statement today.

From WPRI:

The arrest of Dan Coburn, a sophomore student charged Monday, April 20 with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver, has been referred to the University’s Office of Student Life for consideration as part of its student conduct process. Disciplinary action could result in dismissal.”

Danny boy here has clearly never heard of Biggie’s “10 Crack Commandments.” Otherwise, he’d know to never sell where he rests at, and to keep his family and business completely separated.

Also kind of a dick move by police to schedule the raid on 4/20. If there’s one day a year all pot dealers should be safe, it’s that day, right? And all over two pounds of dope and $604? You just inconvenienced some dorm hall on campus for all of three days. I’m sure the captain was proud of such an impressive haul. Mighty fine police work, guys. Mighty fine.

[via WPRI]

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    1. TakeYourPantsOff

      I’d like to point out that the only reason you’re getting lapped is because of all the new list-loving, liberal GDI’s this site has pulled over from buzzfeed in the past few months. Pot is a cheap, low-class drug and not one person can convince me that it’s frat.

      11 years ago at 5:51 pm
      2. TakeYourPantsOff

        Beer and cheap liquor are an American tradition my man. Fraternities are an American tradition. Beer and cheap liquor are an American tradition of an American tradition. Pot is just pot.

        11 years ago at 6:06 pm
      3. Generic

        Indians were FaF and they smoked pot. Indians wore buckskins and mocs (khaki and Sperrys) to battle. They had badass hazing and pledging. They raised their rivals, took their women, then went hunting for wild game. Then they relaxed and smoked weed.

        11 years ago at 6:15 pm
      4. FBR

        Then got tricked by white people to live on a reservation for the rest of their existence. Yeah bro being gullible FaF.

        11 years ago at 7:24 pm
      5. Generic

        Any other time in history and the conqueror would have just killed them. Instead the U.S. gave them reservations the size of some European countries, named military weapons, units, towns, cities, and university representative mascots after them.

        11 years ago at 7:51 pm
      6. NightriderNoisewater

        Because getting slaughtered by people who are more advanced than you in almost all aspects is gullible. You’re right, being a hard fighting underdog is FaF

        11 years ago at 9:29 am
      7. Fratasaurus

        Don’t forget that they gave badass nicknames to each other for their crazy shenanigans and lived in frigwams (frat wigwams) with their bros.

        11 years ago at 10:20 pm
      9. FBR

        Weed is for peasants and poors. (I know redundant). High school is the only time you should smoke weed. Just drink like a normal human.

        11 years ago at 7:23 pm
      10. greenfat

        Says the one with the PBR avatar. I’m all for cheap beer and cheap booze, but the pot shouldn’t go calling the kettle black.

        11 years ago at 7:41 pm
      11. FBR

        I associate pbr with fat rednecks, who make me laugh, so occasionally when I see my avi and username I think of a fat redneck and I get a little bit of amusement in lecture. Weed makes you feel content with doing nothing. I don’t want to do nothing because the people that do nothing become poors. You smoke most days of the week like most of you degenerates do you’re going to lose your will-power (deny it all you want it’s true and you know it). Do you see the correlation I’m trying to create, champ?

        11 years ago at 8:23 pm
      12. Generic

        I don’t smoke it. I just believe it should be legal. I think cocaine should be legal too.

        11 years ago at 9:16 pm
      13. NightriderNoisewater

        Have you not seen the lists of successful people who have smoked weed? Woody Harrelson, woody Nelson, W., Clinton, Morgan Freeman, Steve Jobs, basically anyone. Weed doesn’t make you a degenerate or a “poor”. Any drug can make people lazy and stupid, it depends on the person using it. Believe me when I say I know a lot of degenerative, “poor” people who drink Budweiser. That doesn’t mean automatically Budwesier drinkers cause people to be that way. Do you see the correlation I’m trying to make?

        11 years ago at 9:36 am
      15. Fratasaurus

        I know. There’s a reason I’m a fratasaurus… I’m probably one of the oldest accounts here.

        11 years ago at 10:13 pm
    1. ShowMeYourButtStuff

      I wish I could just throw you into a well. Worst comment of all time you high school geed cock

      8 years ago at 11:17 pm