Top TFMs of the Day
We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.
1. Having two wildly different stories for your nickname’s origin: the true meaning and the one you tell your family. #TFM
2. The weather being either too nice for class or too bad for class, depending on the day. #TFM
3. Showing an uncomfortable amount of man thigh. #TFM
4. Your chapter generating most of the revenue for your local liquor store. #TFM
5. Your instructions for the pledges always being “show up and find out.” #TFM
6. Pledge rides being your primary mode of transportation. #TFM
7. Your class attendance percentage being similar to a respectable batting average. #TFM
8. Relentlessly belittling a pledge for questioning a tradition that “every brother has always participated in,” but you actually made up on the spot. #TFM
9. Some GDI walked up to me at the bar and asked why I had my sunglasses around my neck at one in the morning. I told him because I drink till the fucking sun comes up. #TFM
10. The “No alcohol beyond this point” sign might as well say “I bet you can’t chug that whole drink.” #TFM
Stop making this a thing, I can go to the wall and read these you lasy ass fucking intern. Copy and paste does not qualify as an article.
11 years ago at 3:54 pmMaybe do a top tfm’s from months or weeks from the last couple years. Stuff most of these guys never saw.
11 years ago at 4:50 pmZing
11 years ago at 9:54 amAlso, to hell with your #hashtags.
11 years ago at 12:26 pmHave you really sunken to reposting your own content, the same fucking day you first post it? I think you’re a godamn whore, intern, and I’m sure the advertisers here would agree.
11 years ago at 3:55 pmI posted this comment before but I’ll put it here again: instead of having the intern do this useless bullshit make him write a transcript of jtrain’s podcasts so I can read them instead of having to listen to them
11 years ago at 4:43 pmThis is actually a great idea. Also, fuck you intern because I already read all of those on the wall. You are utterly useless.
11 years ago at 12:25 pmchoke on donkey cum, Intern
11 years ago at 5:43 pmthis is a pretty redundant and pointless column
11 years ago at 5:58 pmIntern, you should make a post of the worst submissions, so we can make fun of them. Oh wait! YOU ALREADY FUCKING DO THAT YOU CUM GUZZLER.
11 years ago at 6:05 pmGood one guy
11 years ago at 6:22 pmSo instead of just looking at the actual wall I can click on a link to view content already posted on the wall? Fuck you intern
11 years ago at 6:38 pmWhat a sorry excuse for “content”
11 years ago at 6:59 pmWhy do you still have this job?
11 years ago at 7:19 pmbecause he gives Dorn a mean blow job.
11 years ago at 6:16 amWhat the fuck is the hashtag for? You’re not tagging anything. There is no link. Fucking intern.
11 years ago at 8:14 pm