Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 40 Jared Borislow10 years ago Crazy things can happen when you swipe right. Follow @TinderConvos on Instagram You just never know what the chicks are gonna like. Especially if you’re me. #BUTTSTUFF2015 Classic G Wash. Brooke, meet everyone. Everyone, Brooke. #PAGANSTUFF2015? #BIBLESTUFF2015? HEYOOOOOO! *Poetry slam snaps of appreciation* Pages: 1 2
DrPoopinstein Appropriate response to Brooke: Whoah whoah whoah I’m a gentleman. At least buy me dinner before you fuck me. 10 years ago at 9:56 am
JakeFromState This is one of the few posts that actively gives me the jollies. And for that I thank you. 10 years ago at 7:03 am
SharkWeekTFM Bouy would I like to take a bite out of that fresh shrimp trap. #OceanStuff2015 10 years ago at 8:30 am
Brooke can get it
10 years ago at 5:29 pmYou guys realize it wasn’t actually Brooke typing right…
10 years ago at 11:56 pmNever go full retard.
10 years ago at 7:02 amAppropriate response to Brooke: Whoah whoah whoah I’m a gentleman. At least buy me dinner before you fuck me.
10 years ago at 9:56 amAsking to draw her naked using your iPhone. TFM
10 years ago at 5:32 pmSwing and a miss
10 years ago at 5:43 pmFuck off
10 years ago at 12:27 amway to be a little bitch
10 years ago at 12:55 am#reagansmash
10 years ago at 5:32 pmAnyone think these are getting old or is that just me?
10 years ago at 7:04 pmDefinitely just you.
10 years ago at 7:29 pmJack from Titanic wasn’t a real person.
10 years ago at 8:19 pmHey, fuck you. Damm little prick.
10 years ago at 8:37 pmYeah this guy is a little bitch.
10 years ago at 10:24 pmPenis
10 years ago at 10:49 pmThat Reaganbush line has never had such a meaning
10 years ago at 11:03 pmThis is one of the few posts that actively gives me the jollies. And for that I thank you.
10 years ago at 7:03 amBouy would I like to take a bite out of that fresh shrimp trap. #OceanStuff2015
10 years ago at 8:30 amBrooke’s a fucking guy..
10 years ago at 3:33 pm