Is LSU Going Bankrupt?

LSU President F. King Alexander announced this week that the university administration is working on an emergency financial plan to keep the SEC school afloat, because no steps have been taken to suspend the $608 million cut to higher education in Louisiana.
The plan, which is equivalent to bankruptcy, would allow LSU more freedom in cutting programs and firing staff, including tenured faculty.
The school’s president spoke about his contingency plan with the LSU school paper, The Reveille:
“Based on the current status of the budget debate, we have decided to begin contingency planning for exigency as many of our campuses may be impacted, as well as other campuses across the state. We know the worst-case scenario, we know the timeframe and we know what’s at stake,” Alexander said in an email statement to students. “We are optimistic that solutions to mitigate the devastation these budget cuts promise are forthcoming from our state legislators; however, we owe it to our students, faculty and staff to be fully prepared for every possible outcome.”
If you think it sounds like political maneuvering, that’s probably because it is. According to one of TFM’s LSU-based writers, the school president has been Chicken Little-ing around campus for awhile now, claiming that if the state legislature doesn’t back off the educational cuts, LSU might not have a fall semester.
From our lovable Bogey Wells:
I’m about 90% sure it’s all posturing. The chancellor has been running around campus for the past few months ranting about how they’re going to completely shut down the university for the fall semester, which I highly doubt. LSU is definitely in desperate financial trouble, though. We’ll see how Jindal’s budget cuts affect us in a few weeks. I’m more worried about one of our shit buildings collapsing than I am am about programs being cut.
What really needs to happen is for the state to close all of the embarrassingly shitty schools such as Southern University, Northwestern State, LSU-S, LSU-A, and Southern University-New Orleans. Not a single one of them should be classified as an institute of higher learning unless the “higher” refers to weed.
When told about the impending doom of his University, LSU football coach Les Miles bent down, took a nice little chomp out of the swamp grass and went merrily on about his day.
With higher education across the country taking dozens of hits over the last year, it’s clear that the institution itself is struggling. But if I were a gambling man, and I am, I would bet the farm that LSU will be fully operational come September 1..
[via LSU Reveille]
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I go to LSU, fuckin President Alexander spams everyone with these pussy ass emails about the budget everyday and his “plan.” Completely bluffing and it’s real fuckin annoying.
11 years ago at 10:19 amSame. He is complaining about the problem rather than doing anything to find a solution. He won’t be here much longer.
11 years ago at 6:06 pmUnless he’s liberal… Then he will scream “rape” and get his way. NF move.
11 years ago at 10:09 pmFire all the faculty, I mean, is LSU, is not like they really go there to learn something.
11 years ago at 10:20 am“Only a $600 million cut? Pussies.” -Illinois government
11 years ago at 10:25 amRauner smash.
11 years ago at 8:16 pmSomebody bought to many corn dogs.
11 years ago at 10:34 amtoo*, you fucking imbecile
11 years ago at 12:24 pmWe need to take a vote Ladies and Gentlemen of the Board.
11 years ago at 10:39 amWe have two choices.
One, we keep LSU Tiger Football.
Two, we keep the Department of Revolutionary Feminist Thought and Nutrition.
Which will it be?
Jesus Christ man how much do they spend on the Department of Revolutionary Feminist Thought and Nutrition? $10 million for empowerment of hairy armpits?
11 years ago at 10:53 am$2MM for hairy armpit awareness festivals, $2MM for picketing signs, $1MM for megaphones and $5MM for dreadlock wax.
11 years ago at 11:05 amI’ve been in the hospital for two days and this is the one thing that makes my stomach churn. Chicks with armpit hair. Things that make you go “bluhhhhhhhh”.
11 years ago at 3:03 pmJust try to put those nasty images out of your head and concentrate on feeling better. Get well soon.
11 years ago at 9:00 pmHey Shark Week, I hope I get better soon. Damn appendix ruptured at work last Friday and after the surgery, I got to go home, but developed post op infection. Now I’m back in Shangri La living on hospital food. Thank God there’s a vending machine around the corner.
11 years ago at 6:51 pmShit sorry to hear that buddy. Get well soon!
11 years ago at 2:33 pmFucking sucks, dude.
11 years ago at 8:50 pmLSU’s athletic department is one of two in the country that generates revenue without taking a student fee. Basically football funds other parts of the school so it wouldn’t be on the chopping block. Now the art department, however….
11 years ago at 11:51 amHow about their school of blood spatter?
11 years ago at 8:18 pmLegend… Wait for it… Ary
11 years ago at 10:24 pmAlso I tried to ^This your comment and hit take a lap by accident. I’m sorry, bro
11 years ago at 10:25 pmNo worries. Well played.
11 years ago at 9:53 pmReally enjoyed the part about Les Miles chomping on swamp grass.
11 years ago at 10:56 am
11 years ago at 11:14 amI find it hilarious that an LSU student is referring to other colleges as “embarrassingly shitty”
11 years ago at 12:09 pmWhy?
11 years ago at 2:33 pmHe’s implying that LSU itself is embarrassingly shitty
11 years ago at 3:08 pmCut the football team, millions in the state will have to figure out what to do with all their free time.
11 years ago at 12:22 pmI’m all for tax cuts in certain areas but education is one thing that shouldn’t be fucked with.
11 years ago at 5:05 amI don’t understand why college costs 4x as much now than it used to….. The liberal profs need extra libel/slander insurance which blew up in price?
11 years ago at 10:11 pm