Orioles-White Sox Finale Will Be Played In Front Of ZERO Fans Due To Riots
Congrats, Baltimore. Look what you did, you little jerks. You’ve officially done your part in messing with America’s pastime. We’ve already seen it affect America’s game not once, but twice! The riots in the streets have caused the first two games of the White Sox – Orioles series to be postponed. The madness has to stop. It must stop. Do it for the game of baseball and Camden.
Due to scheduling conflicts, the MLB has decided that it will play the third and final game of the series on Wednesday. However, this comes with a catch: zero fans will be allowed in the stands. The Orioles issued the following official press release:
Damn shame.
Not only are no fans allowed to go watch the game tomorrow, their scheduled home series against the Rays this weekend is being played at the Trop — with Baltimore being the home team. This is why we can’t have nice things, Baltimore..
[via Baltimore Orioles]
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When is someone going to tell the citizens of Baltimore that Grand Theft Auto free roam is not applicable to the real world?
11 years ago at 3:35 pmThe weekend series against the Rays will be in St. Pete not Tampa* lap me if you must but, at least for now, the Rays still play in St. Pete.
11 years ago at 3:38 pmThe Rays play in St. Pete and I play in your sister’s ass.
11 years ago at 4:09 pmHaha bunned.
11 years ago at 6:13 pmNo one here said they played in Tampa, Champ.
11 years ago at 6:31 pmLooks like you got “bunned” again.
11 years ago at 6:46 pmWell that’s just UnAmerican
11 years ago at 3:43 pmsounds like your typical Jacksonville Jaguars game
11 years ago at 3:44 pmShots fired.
11 years ago at 7:31 amSomething tells me the people rioting in Baltimore are not huge baseball fans anyway.
11 years ago at 3:47 pm“Learning entrepreneurship from “The Wire.” – NF
11 years ago at 8:47 pmProbably bigger fans of competitions involving long pointy sticks
11 years ago at 1:52 amThere is a huge lack of shark mascots in professional sports.
11 years ago at 3:50 pmSan Jose Sharks
11 years ago at 10:35 pmI said lack, not absence. And maybe it’s a cultural thing but if you told a shark that hokey was their big break into professional sports, they would still be pissed.
11 years ago at 6:02 amIt probably would’ve been hard for the rioters to get the afternoon off from work, anyways.
11 years ago at 4:09 pmWho knew walkouts existed in Baltimore?
11 years ago at 5:12 pmPlaying for the love of the game in an empty park with nothing to focus on except what you were put on earth to do. Baseballs FaF and somehow this is a RFM
11 years ago at 5:16 pmThis is why we can’t have nice things!
11 years ago at 6:07 pmYeah he said that in the article, sport.
11 years ago at 8:44 pm