Marshall Henderson Is Going To Be Pouring Drinks Down Ole Miss Students’ Throats As A Guest Bartender

Marshall Henderson, the former Ole Miss basketball player, will be bartending at a popular bar near campus next week. Why? Who the hell knows. It’s Marshall Henderson. He does whatever he wants.
Henderson will be pouring drinks at The Levee Oxford on May 5. Is this a good idea? Probably not. Do I love it? Absolutely.
MARSHALL HENDERSON. GUEST BARTENDER. TUESDAY NIGHT. BE THERE OR REGRET LIFE. @NativeFlash22 pic.twitter.com/cwdA94aIjE
— The Levee Oxford (@TheLeveeOxford) April 30, 2015
If there’s one thing that can be said about Marshall Henderson, it’s that he does not care. Known for quite a few controversial tweets and on-court demeanor that could be described as aggressive, Henderson clearly doesn’t let what other people think bother him. He’ll be a great bartender.
Other than sucking at making drinks and doing other bartender things, Henderson, who we can all assume will be heavily under the influence, will be interacting with Ole Miss students. They’ll be demanding better service, waiting on drinks, complaining about their cocktails’ contents, and he just won’t care. It’ll be great.
I don’t know if this is some kind of publicity stunt or if he just wants to have a good time, but either way, Marshall Henderson working behind the bar will definitely be a sight to see. I can only imagine the kind of shit that’s going to go down. I’m thinking shit talking, fights, aggressive binge drinking, the works. If you’re in Oxford, check it out. It’s sure to be an interesting evening..
[via College Spun]
I put money down that this ends badly.
11 years ago at 9:50 amWhere’s the Fail Friday you worthless trail of slug slime intern?
11 years ago at 9:59 amFrom his Wikipedia page: “Before graduating from high school, Henderson was placed on probation for trying to buy $800 (around 60 grams) worth of marijuana with counterfeit money. Following that incident, while still on probation, he failed a drug test, testing positive for alcohol, marijuana, and cocaine. This, combined with his failing to perform community service as dictated, caused Henderson to have to serve 25 days in jail in the spring of 2012 at Tarrant County Jail in Texas.”
11 years ago at 10:01 amWhat a champ.
Sounds like something a college student would do..
11 years ago at 1:14 pmHe’s the more athletic, trashier version of Marshall Mathers. Get a real job.
11 years ago at 10:29 am