Biggest Drug Bust In British History Turns Up $757,000,000 Of Cocaine
History was recently made in the United Kingdom, and it had nothing to do with members of the royal family popping out kids, which, by the way, is an insane thing for any American to care about. Stop that shit Britain. Sorry, I digress. Where was I? Oh yeah, a joint operation involving multiple agencies led to the biggest drug bust in the U.K.’s history.
Two British ships, one from the Royal Navy and one from the Border Force, intercepted a merchant vessel approximately 100 miles offshore in the vicinity of Aberdeen. The ship was taken to port where it was searched extensively by law enforcement officials with “specialist deep rummage skills.” Which is the British way of saying these guys are pretty good at digging through shit to find contraband
These dudes found quite the jackpot. During their search of the ship, they were able to find over three tons of cocaine, which has an estimated street value of around £500m. That’s roughly around $757,000,000.
Holy shit. They found three-quarters of a billion dollars worth of blow on board that ship. What the fuck, man.
All the men aboard the vessel, Turkish nationals, have been charged. When you have that much on you, it’s hard to pull the “I had no idea it was in there, officer” excuse..
[via The Guardian]
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Daaaamn their prices are about to go through the roof
10 years ago at 12:02 pmHalf chub
10 years ago at 12:04 pmshut your fucking mouth, Meg.
10 years ago at 10:13 amThis shouldn’t have any effect on our prices so it’s not really news
10 years ago at 12:05 pm“Deep Rummaging” TFM
10 years ago at 12:09 pmI wonder how much wasn’t accounted for. Best believe if I was rummaging I’d take an eight ball or two. What am I kidding I’d take a bird.
10 years ago at 12:11 pmReasons you aren’t on the British Border Force for 500
10 years ago at 2:33 pmFuck Britain. Bring back the forums.
10 years ago at 12:12 pmI find this oddly ironic.
10 years ago at 10:00 pmThose dudes had better ask for life in prison because as soon as they leave protective custody, they are as good as dead.
10 years ago at 12:13 pmRight, nobody has ever been killed in prison.
10 years ago at 12:52 amYou know some group of columbians somewhere are pretty fucking pissed.
10 years ago at 12:30 pmI bet they got their money from the Turks up front
10 years ago at 1:32 pmYeah instead of a 20ft solid gold statue outside their mansion they have to settle for a 15ft one, I’d be pissed
10 years ago at 4:24 pm“I know what it looks like officer but this is all for personal use”
10 years ago at 12:35 pmWatch as the British re-enact what the Americans did to them in 1773 of the Boston Tea Party, but instead more so as the Aberdeen Cocaine Party.
10 years ago at 12:40 pmA lot of fish in Aberdeen will be getting very high.
10 years ago at 2:31 pmVery insightful, Tech Guy. Any other predictions?
10 years ago at 3:19 pmBritish Border Patrol guards will also be getting very high?
10 years ago at 3:25 pmTSMTechGuy making a joke. NF.
10 years ago at 5:08 pmTSMTechGuy fucking your mom. FaF
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10 years ago at 7:22 pm