Getting the police to lend you a hand. TFM.

  1. Campus Rapist

    I hope they were the fashion police coming with your “Wearing Buckle Jeans” citation.

    11 years ago at 2:04 pm
      1. Campus Rapist

        You’re a disgrace to yourself and your peers, I’m trying to voice this concern this to your dear aunt, but she can’t seem to hear me, I think it may have something to do with her propping her robust bottom-and-undercarriage upon my face. But don’t worry champ, she never can last more than 5 minutes on the old stain-train, I’ll get through to old Mildred, just you wait and see.

        11 years ago at 5:42 pm
      2. naty_lite

        First of all, to call yourself “campus rapist” is a disgrace. Fuck you sir.

        11 years ago at 6:57 pm
      3. FrayettevilleLegend

        Sassy and illiterate. You really are Perez Hilton. Could you tell your sister that I’d like to fuck her?

        11 years ago at 12:47 am