Pizza Delivery Guy Gets Stabbed And Carjacked, Still Makes The Delivery
No one is more dedicated to his craft than this pizza delivery guy in Louisville, Kentucky. Josh Lewis, a 25-year-old student, was making a routine delivery from Spinelli’s Pizzeria to Norton Hospital. When he arrived yesterday at around 2:45 p.m., Lewis started taking the order out of his Jeep Cherokee, most likely thinking about anything other than getting a knife in his back. Well, some pleasant individual had other ideas, shanked the poor kid, and took off in his Jeep.
Like the true professional he is, Lewis crawled his way on the asphalt to grab the pies and actually made his delivery before crumpling altogether in the E.R. He was rushed to nearby University Hospital into surgery for a collapsed lung. Our boy is said to be coherent but isn’t in completely stable condition just yet.
When you’re slinging pizzas, you have to expect any and everything. Leave your guard down for a split second, and BOOM, you’re bleeding out next to some sausage and pepp. You’ve got to keep the head on a swivel and take a page out of Mayweather’s book: protecting yourself at all times.
How about the recovery, though? Grabbing the order and willing himself to the customer before seeking medical attention is downright lunacy. Really going above and beyond the call to duty. Hopefully he was properly compensated for doing so.
But honestly, there’s not a single job in this world that I’d put over my well-being, let alone a delivery gig. You can keep the tip. I’d rather live than make sure not to soil the restaurant’s impeccable delivery reputation. No way am I dying in vain for that cause. You have to really buy into the whole “team concept” to put the literal dough before yourself. There’s just no way..
[via WLKY]
Real men of genius
10 years ago at 12:24 pmIf you’re going to be stabbed, a hospital has to be the best place to be
10 years ago at 12:27 pmWow! You’re right!
10 years ago at 12:33 pmAnd the yet intern can’t even post Fail Friday on time.
10 years ago at 12:33 pmQuit being a fuckboy.
10 years ago at 11:56 pmYou had me at plz
10 years ago at 3:16 amGetting stabbed at a hospital and getting rushed to a different hospital?
10 years ago at 12:43 pmThey most likely didn’t have a trauma department.
10 years ago at 5:16 pmThey were too busy eating pizza …
10 years ago at 7:16 pmSomeone give that man a bid
10 years ago at 12:45 pmNot all heroes wear capes
10 years ago at 1:04 pmDelivering pizzas TFM
10 years ago at 1:21 pmDan Ruh-jester,
10 years ago at 1:36 pmSo you’re saying you wouldn’t take a knife in the lung for Grandex?
Unless they had a 10 inch blade, his dad body insulation would protect the lung.
10 years ago at 1:40 pmWhat a fucking champ!
10 years ago at 2:07 pmI cant believe there wasnt a single spongebob pizza delivery reference
10 years ago at 4:01 pm