The Best Way To Pick Up Girls At The Beach Is To Pretend To Be A Lifeguard

  1. NightriderNoisewater

    David Hasselhoff already taught us this. Intern, you prepubescent fuck, stop posting this shit.

    11 years ago at 11:21 am
  2. Jonny Plant His Seed

    One of those guys who I couldn’t give a shit about if somethin’ tragic happened to him. Even if there was fuckin’ fire.

    11 years ago at 1:34 am
  3. Frank Lyman from Amherst

    Congrats Vitaly. You’re cornering the market on skanks at the beach.

    11 years ago at 7:54 am