Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Thanking her parents for the opportunity. #TFM

2. Skipping graduation to celebrate graduation. #TFM

3. “Fun surprises” for the pledges. #TFM

4. Showing up to your last final dressed for your post-final tee time. #TFM

5. Doing things that should get you banned from the bar, but being a customer they can’t afford to lose. #TFM

6. Telling her you can’t sleep over because you have to go haze. #TFM

7. Proclaiming to the intramural ref that you’re playing in a “cupcake league” when flagged for unnecessary roughness. #TFM

8. Never letting your physical limitations get in the way of your mental confidence. #TFM

9. Close, but a cigar anyways. #TFM

10. Not needing an occasion. #TFM

Download the iOS app and submit your own TFM

  1. Singlebarrel2

    Here’s an idea. Do something like timehop, and post best tfms from this day in the past.

    10 years ago at 5:27 pm
  2. That Last Beer

    Sure must be hard to narrow it down to 10 when you post a whopping 13 wall submissions.

    10 years ago at 6:23 pm
  3. JohnnyHorseCack

    Intern, did your mother have sexual relations with one of her relatives? Because you are a fucking retard.

    10 years ago at 7:18 pm
  4. BREAUXFRATTER

    I can’t imagine Grandex pays you anything for how much you fucking suck at your job, intern.

    10 years ago at 11:12 am