Floyd Mayweather Looks To Start Magazine And Website Strictly For The Rich
Just when I was giving up hope on figuring out what to do with all of this extra coin that I have laying around, news seemingly descended from the heavens that Saint Mayweather will soon show us upper-upper class the way of the financial light. All-around tolerable guy and definitely not self-appointed personal brand evaluator, Darren Rovell, shared the good word in the form of a tweet, a rarity from the ESPN sports business guru.
Floyd Mayweather has filed for the trademark to "The Rich Lifestyle," intended to be a magazine & website for the wealthy
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) May 18, 2015
I like to imagine the name coming to flourishing much like this:
Floyd profoundly states, “I’ll call it ‘Money.'”
His representative reluctantly informs his client, “Sorry, Mr. Mayweather. That publication already exist.”
Unfazed Floyd spouts out “Alright ‘Fortune’ it is.”
His representative sighs before responding with “That’s a thing, as well.”
In a more questioning tone Floyd fires out “‘Wealth?'”
This back and forth would go on much like this for another forty or so minutes before Mayweather finally spit out the creme de la creme that is “The Rich Lifestyle.”
I’m also going to safely assume this whole magazine will be nothing but pictures of awesome, expensive shit with Floyd’s literacy deficiencies. Having the reading comprehension of a third grader myself, it goes without saying that I’m stoked for the first issue. Sure, Mayweather is new money trash, but I’m not above purchasing ridiculously unnecessary things either..
Image via Youtube
Floyd Mayweather. NF.
10 years ago at 3:31 pmYeah. That’s pretty clear.
10 years ago at 3:32 pmAnd the frustrating thing about it is that he could buy Grandex and pay all if your salaries with just the duffel bag of cash behind his laundry basket.
10 years ago at 4:57 pmHe is selfish and unapologetic. He flaunts his wealth. He has a 50 car garage. He takes 250k to the strip club. He gets validation from himself and himself alone. He is the very best at what he does and he is kicking life’s ass. He looks out for his friends.
10 years ago at 6:28 pmHe may not read well, but I think he is intelligent. And I think that makes him TFTC.
If you think he’s intelligent, you can call me Einstein.
10 years ago at 8:54 pmHe beats women.
10 years ago at 12:55 pmWho cares, he won’t even be able to read it.
10 years ago at 3:36 pmHe’s obviously never heard of Robb Report.
10 years ago at 3:55 pm“It’s an unbelievable, it’s a unbelievable um, uh, magnitude, um, uh what I’m going to do for the magazine and website game”.
10 years ago at 4:57 pmAs long as he doesn’t repost Chive articles, he will look like a genius.
10 years ago at 8:41 pmHe’s simply an asshole with a shitload of money. Aka my hero/role model.
10 years ago at 12:27 amWhy do all employed black people withdraw every dollar they make into cash and instagram it?
10 years ago at 6:00 amMaybe the bank doesn’t like his money..because well..
10 years ago at 10:00 am“All” seriously dude?
10 years ago at 4:58 pmFor someone with that much money, he still acts, talks and dresses like a poor.
10 years ago at 12:08 pm