Missouri Baseball Team Uses Ginger Voodoo In Attempt To Rally Against Bama
I’m sure all of you saw this live and have been locked in to the riveting action that’s been going on in the SEC Baseball tournament, but in case you missed it, Missouri resorted to some ginger voodoo to try to ignite a rally and get the bats going.
This was apparently the heat the Tigers needed…
Until it wasn’t. Sadly, the fire dome just wasn’t enough, and Missouri fell short, losing to Alabama 4-3. Though discouraging, I’m a guy that looks for silver linings and I believe we have something here, gentlemen. This needs to be a “thing” for all future ginger pledges. Life dealt them this shit hand for a reason, and it’s time we all start to cash in on their misfortune..
[via Barstool Sports]
Image via Vine
Spoiler alert: it doesn’t work and they lose, looking like idiots at the same time.
10 years ago at 2:12 pmIs that ginger a bat boy or does Mizzou suit up 12-yr-olds?
10 years ago at 2:15 pmHe’s a freshman relief pitcher named Nolan Gromacki.
10 years ago at 2:18 pmLooks like Dorns out of luck
10 years ago at 2:59 pmJudging by the amount of gel he had in, it must have repelled the chant and thus the loss.
10 years ago at 2:26 pmManOutfitters Uses Regester Dad Body Voodoo to Boost Sales
10 years ago at 2:34 pm(They rub and kiss his hairy dadbod belly button)
Thanks mom
10 years ago at 2:35 pmEver since this whole dad bod thing has gone mainstream and the joke has been beaten to death, I’ve been hitting the gym hard. Your boy’s looking good again.
10 years ago at 2:55 pmHighly doubt it.
10 years ago at 3:53 pmShow us your tits.
10 years ago at 4:36 pmRed hair and luck? This isn’t voodoo, that’s a damn leprechaun.
10 years ago at 2:50 pmDo NOT fuck with gingers.
10 years ago at 3:07 pmor what?
10 years ago at 5:55 pmI’m a ginger, but I’m a brother now; therefore, if I have a get a ginger as a little brother, or even just a pledge, this will be a thing.
10 years ago at 3:58 pmYou suck, ginger.
10 years ago at 7:42 pmFuckin JI
10 years ago at 7:37 amHe looks fed up with their shit.
10 years ago at 4:24 pmGingers have souls.
10 years ago at 10:02 pmYou forgot the question mark at the end of that sentence.
10 years ago at 5:33 amA little off base here(intended) but serious question.. Baseball players.. Fratty or douchers?
10 years ago at 5:01 pm