Top TFMs of the Day
We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.
1. Having actual children being the only fatherly attribute you don’t want. #TFM
2. Screenshotting her snap but not responding. #TFM
3. Making the pledges go on beer runs despite none of them being 21. #TFM
4. Her trip to standards being shrugged off as collateral damage. #TFM
5. Makeshift first aid kits. #TFM
6. Protecting her like she’s America, and invading her like she’s Iraq. #TFM
7. Making an incognito triumphant return to the bar you were kicked out of. #TFM
8. “They can’t do that to our pledges. Only we can do that to our pledges.” #TFM
9. Using the house fire extinguisher for things unrelated to an actual fire. #TFM
10. Your job interview consisting only of updating your future employer on the current state of the house he used to reside in. #TFM
Fuck off, intern.
10 years ago at 4:02 pmThis is almost as worthless as you are. You goddamn inbred, donkey fucking, failed abortion.
10 years ago at 4:04 pmSo many dudes. Too Frat. TFM
10 years ago at 6:19 pmSomething tells me this account isn’t going to last very long.
10 years ago at 10:33 pmChicken fucker
10 years ago at 4:21 pmin other news, being in a frat is frat
10 years ago at 5:36 pmThis shit was from last week
10 years ago at 5:37 pm