Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Having actual children being the only fatherly attribute you don’t want. #TFM

2. Screenshotting her snap but not responding. #TFM

3. Making the pledges go on beer runs despite none of them being 21. #TFM

4. Her trip to standards being shrugged off as collateral damage. #TFM

5. Makeshift first aid kits. #TFM

6. Protecting her like she’s America, and invading her like she’s Iraq. #TFM

7. Making an incognito triumphant return to the bar you were kicked out of. #TFM

8. “They can’t do that to our pledges. Only we can do that to our pledges.” #TFM

9. Using the house fire extinguisher for things unrelated to an actual fire. #TFM

10. Your job interview consisting only of updating your future employer on the current state of the house he used to reside in. #TFM

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  1. Jdub

    This is almost as worthless as you are. You goddamn inbred, donkey fucking, failed abortion.

    10 years ago at 4:04 pm