OU Quarterback Does The Whip In Front Of Teammates And Lives Out Every White Guy’s Dream
10 years ago

I’d first like to point out that performing the world’s most popular hip hop dance, as a white guy, in front of a large gathering of black football players takes a monster set of cojones. A MONSTER set. It’s like reciting a monologue from Macbeth in front of William Shakespeare himself, like explaining the Theory of Relativity in front of Albert Einstein. You either come out a hero or a zero. All the glory or crash and burn. No in-between.

Black athletes get into organized sports to dance in the locker room first, and perform on the field second. It’s why they do what they do. So when Baker Mayfield stepped out in front of these guys to Whip, there was an impossible amount of pressure to perform. Any doubt that he can perform in the clutch has been resoundingly put to rest. Mayfield’s skills are mesmerizing.

Absolutely obliterating a dance in front of, and to the emphatic approval of, your black teammates is every white guy’s dream. Baker Mayfield may or may not win the starting J this year (I honestly don’t know who the frontrunner is), but the guy has already won over his teammates, and he’s already won life.

Have a damn day, Baker.

    1. Mr Pledgemaster Sir

      Wait until Sharpton rolls into town saying the white folk are oppressing blacks by taking over their music and dance.

      10 years ago at 2:39 pm
      1. GDIonFleek

        You sound like the type of guy that refers to an opposite turn by saying 360 degrees. I commend you on your brazen stupidity.

        10 years ago at 4:04 am
      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        Obviously the staff has abandoned their posts. Now it’s a free for all in the comments section.

        10 years ago at 8:39 am
    2. BooRadley264

      I can almost guarantee that you googled “white kids dancing” to find that gif

      10 years ago at 5:37 am
  7. Rub_N_Tug_Ranch

    As a former token white boy on a division one team all I can say is you better be able to hit the latest black “dance” that came out. This guy clearly did his mirror homework on the whip.

    10 years ago at 3:37 pm
    1. Gamefrock69

      There is no better joy, as a white man in a predominantly black lockerroom, than getting the proverbial “mad props” from your niggardly brethren

      10 years ago at 7:40 pm
  10. FL_SouthernFrat

    I feel like the black community secretly creates a crazy dance every year or so just to see what kind of dumb shit they can get white people to try.

    10 years ago at 4:40 pm
    1. YaGurlie

      I be telling y’all- whites best be quitting that whole walking ’round steeling other people’s cultures…Check your privilege.

      10 years ago at 12:49 pm
      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        Yeah, your shtick won’t even get off the ground before its shot down by these guys. Try again.

        10 years ago at 8:41 am