Johnny Manziel Gets Into Altercation With Fan In Dallas
It’s been a while since we last checked in with Manziel and with good reason. After a ten week rehab stint, our boy has been flying relatively under the radar, much to the chagrin of internet bloggers worldwide. Johnny Fucking Football was a content gold mine, raging his balls off so simple folk like myself could make an honest living and put food on the table. Sober Johnny, on the other hand, moves to the burbs and lives life like a total schnook. There’s just no action.
@hawkmode50 @JaredKMueller pic.twitter.com/A0N3WkaXdV
— Joseph Austin (@JosephDAustin) May 31, 2015
So when I see a photo like this floating around the twittersphere, my eyes light up. My curiosity is piqued. Could the Johnny of old be back?
From Dallas News:
Irving police broke up an altercation between Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel and a golf fan at the pool of the Four Seasons Resort and Club on Sunday, Dallas Morning News’ Bill Nichols reports.
Manziel, the Heisman Trophy winner from Texas A&M, has been attending the AT&T Byron Nelson.
According to James McLellan of the Irving police, no charges were filed after a friend of Manziel’s pushed an unidentified 18-year-old man who stepped in to break up the quarrel. McLellan said that Manziel threw a water bottle at the fan, who had been asking him for an autograph “for about two hours.” When the water bottle missed the man, he said, “Nice throw.”
I guess not. The Johnny of old would have taken out that 18-year-old punk with a beer can spiral directly to the dome, walked off with the kid’s girl, and flipped double birds on his way out. I really do miss the Johnny of old..
[via Dallas News]
Image via Twitter
The guy would have been my hero if he had said, “That throw looked like all your throws last season”
10 years ago at 4:24 pmLess is more
10 years ago at 4:29 pmDoes that apply to tallywacker size?
10 years ago at 4:35 pmBig johnsons are NF
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10 years ago at 5:13 pmIt’s more about what you catch on it though
10 years ago at 5:32 pmShut up meg
10 years ago at 6:29 pmThat joke is overused, similar to Dorn’s mother.
10 years ago at 8:41 pmThat’s what I’m saying
10 years ago at 8:26 amHe’s a poor man ‘s Gronk…
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10 years ago at 4:51 pmCan someone blackball this guy?
10 years ago at 5:45 pmI aint NO “GUY”…the hell’s the matter with yall?
10 years ago at 5:49 pmThat’s cause you’re pussy, guy.
10 years ago at 6:09 pmi have a nice pussy.
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yall white bois like hitting that?
10 years ago at 6:20 pmDo less, troll
10 years ago at 6:23 pmI find your name to be an oxymoron
10 years ago at 4:18 amWell okay Nixon that’s a lie.
10 years ago at 6:25 pmyo ass be sayin that cause you aint had any
10 years ago at 6:32 pmYou’re not even funny
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(aint no one think this fratasaurus mufukas avi is ratchet as shit?)
10 years ago at 3:37 amYou are doing your kind a great disservice. And if this is some white kid trolling to attempt to spread ignorance for a race, fuck you too and you are worse than the people you hate.
10 years ago at 6:29 pmYou a brotha?
10 years ago at 6:33 pmAnd fuck yall with yall trollin talk
Shut your mouth negro
10 years ago at 7:13 pmAh shit.
10 years ago at 9:02 pmThis is why people view us as backwards and protest against us, BillDanceTFM.
10 years ago at 10:20 pmDamn right!yall be actin like yall got yo silver spoon up yo asses!!
10 years ago at 3:39 amYall whitebois gota check dat privilege and get soma dat tolerance
You’re such a disease
10 years ago at 7:20 amI aint got no disease watchu going on about
10 years ago at 7:31 amThis is obviously a white POS
10 years ago at 9:36 amshut yo ignorant ass!
10 years ago at 9:58 amShut your ignorant pussy-mouth. We’re done here.
10 years ago at 12:01 pmFuck off and go get a job lazy shit
10 years ago at 4:30 pmyou must not understand the point of this website
10 years ago at 1:09 pmWhy don’t you quit doing bitch work for a bunch of women then come talk to me
10 years ago at 10:53 amRoll phins
10 years ago at 4:29 pmI heard the water bottle was intercepted by the pool boy
10 years ago at 4:33 pmWho else just hates sharkweekTFM
10 years ago at 2:12 amWhat the fuck does that have to do with anything
10 years ago at 5:13 pmIf this is what life after college is like I’m exercising my fifth year option
10 years ago at 4:33 pmAfter seeing the headline I was hoping old Johnny was back. I was severely wrong.
10 years ago at 5:13 pmYa he said that in the article. Try having an original thought sometime you might like it
10 years ago at 7:49 pmSays the guy with a Dom Mazzetti joke as his name
10 years ago at 10:32 pmSorry I skimmed the article douche canoe. Fuck off. Try having an original username or profile picture.
10 years ago at 5:46 pmAnd ESPN just got a chub
10 years ago at 6:14 pmManziel is the post-grad version of a typical washed up HS athlete gone fraternity member that starts fights at every party to reinforce his once dominant athleticism.
10 years ago at 7:45 pmJohnny Football: PGP
10 years ago at 9:01 pmWhile he hasn’t done dick in the league yet he’s still getting those checks
10 years ago at 3:48 pmFour Seasons Resort and Club on Sunday.
10 years ago at 7:48 pmI walked right by him and was kicking myself not asking for a picture. I should’ve been the one getting in a fight with him.
10 years ago at 9:03 pmYou’ve really been off your game since the whole hooker thing went public
10 years ago at 9:29 am