Woman Ordered By Court To Stop Screaming During Sex, Keeps Screaming During Sex, Goes To Jail
I’ve always wondered why girls are the screamers, and never the guys. It’s a topic that needs attention, and this story presents as good an opportunity as any to finally lay the cards out on the table and discuss it.
This British babe has already been to court once for screaming too loudly during sex. She was ordered, in court, to keep it down, but couldn’t. The police were called back out to her place after a 5 a.m. fuck sesh nearly brought their whole complex down due to her screaming. She was sentenced to two weeks in the clink. TWO WEEKS in jail for screaming during sex.
Mind-blowing. So many questions. Is the guy that good? What’s he working with down there? How many times did she get off? Did he ask her to keep it down? Why couldn’t she just STFU? Most importantly, though, why don’t guys make any sounds other than an exhausted grunt here and there, you know, for the effort? It’s just weird, no? I mean, this lady simply could not keep from screaming. Couldn’t do it. The guy? No mention of him making a peep.
From The Guardian:
[The judge] said a neighbour had complained that at about 5am on 29 January that paragraph 3 of the order had been breached. “Gemma started screaming and shouting while having sex, which woke us up,” said the neighbour. “This lasted 10 minutes.”
The judge concluded: “I am satisfied that during the course of the early hours of 29 January 2015, at around 5am, the defendant was guilty of screaming and shouting whilst having sex at a level of noise which caused nuisance or annoyance to (a neighbour).”
I need answers..
[via The Guardian]
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I don’t see the problem, sex is so much better and more intense when women scream.
10 years ago at 8:49 pmDamnit, I thought I was clever enough to comment on this without reading the article. I have my running shoes on.
10 years ago at 8:52 pmShould have quit while you were ahead.
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10 years ago at 5:17 amMolly I want to get you arrested for screaming during frintercourse (frat intercourse) and put in jail for it
10 years ago at 9:39 amShe’s not underage or male, you don’t need answers Dorn.
10 years ago at 8:50 pmPeople still upvote this shit? Honestly, did you think this was clever?
10 years ago at 9:05 pmDorn’s affection for underage boys is timeless. please leave.
10 years ago at 9:09 pmI brought it up on the off chance Dorn would give me 100k upvotes. I took a risk. I’m just really trying to make fifth year, man.
10 years ago at 9:19 pmJust.. try less
10 years ago at 9:25 pmGot any better frat cliches for me? Maybe call me champ?
10 years ago at 10:38 pmDon’t try to win this now. You lost the second you shit on a perfectly good Dorn joke.
10 years ago at 10:57 pmWhat exactly was perfectly good about it? When a Dorn-written article plays into the joke, everyone jumps on the low hanging fruit, which isn’t funny most of the time, but articles like this, which have nothing to do with a young male child, somehow still get a pervy Dorn joke attempt, always along the lines of, “isn’t _____ the wrong gender/age for you Dorn?” Is that what you consider a quality joke?
10 years ago at 11:12 pmIt’s a losing battle, man. The children are the majority here now.
10 years ago at 11:36 pmI know. It’s probably time to hang it up. No one’s funny anymore, I’m arguing with a douche from Cali who speaks in frat cliches. Might be time to join Shibby over at PGP.
10 years ago at 11:47 pmHave some more bleach, Tuco. It’ll help your argument.
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10 years ago at 7:39 amYes
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10 years ago at 8:52 pmLasting 10 minutes TFM
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10 years ago at 9:45 pmIt must have something to do with your profile picture, Spongey.
10 years ago at 10:41 pmWhy isn’t this on TSM?
10 years ago at 9:00 pmbecause sex usually involves a male as well.
10 years ago at 12:53 amThat’s an offensive assumption to make! I’m going to tweet this conversation and make national headlines!
10 years ago at 8:33 amGemma needs to look into gags
10 years ago at 9:00 pmSo you are asking us what this guys dick looks like and what he was saying during sex?
10 years ago at 9:04 pmDropping the word “whilst” into a description of sex. TFM
10 years ago at 9:05 pmI actually could see this as more of an Onion article than anything real in all honesty…
10 years ago at 9:09 pmPic?
10 years ago at 9:41 pm