Well see, that’s where you’re wrong. I did the math and this guy makes around $33,000 an hour. So not tipping the valet at all is just him being a bastard.
That’s a democratic way to look at things and it bothers me every time I hear that premise. The mega wealthy are usually wealthy because they have a grasp on the monetary value of things. It doesn’t matter in the slightest bit what percentage $100 of his net worth is. What does THAT valet job deserve is the way to look at it. Probably a $10 tip for the average person and $20 for the rich guy or the nice guy. $100 is overkill anyway you look at it. This guy, however, is an asshole for not making an effort to break the hundo and tip this guy fairly. If I were him, I would have given him the hundo if I couldn’t break it, but it’s easily justifiable to not tip $100 for that job no matter who you are.
Don’t be all up tight about it. If it was Dubya or Charlie Sheen, they would’ve given him a hundy no questions asked. Not that anybody gives a fuck, but I used to carry shit to people’s cars at Kmart and even the people poor enough to use Layaway threw me some singles.
Solid assessment. Wealthy people aren’t wealthy because they make piss poor economic decisions. When I use a valet, I make sure I either come equipped with the right amount of cash or make change before getting the car back. #Tuco_1855forFifthYear
The valet could have run it to the bar and broke it for him real quick, this is America we tip.
11 years ago at 1:00 pmShoulda just given him a hundo, that’s gotta be chump change for a guy like him.
11 years ago at 1:02 pmJust wanted to say your username is fucking gold.
11 years ago at 12:13 amI’m not doing the math, but $100 to him has to be somewhat equivalent or less than a middle class person giving an average tip. Dude is cheap.
11 years ago at 1:07 pmWell see, that’s where you’re wrong. I did the math and this guy makes around $33,000 an hour. So not tipping the valet at all is just him being a bastard.
11 years ago at 1:21 pmThat’s a democratic way to look at things and it bothers me every time I hear that premise. The mega wealthy are usually wealthy because they have a grasp on the monetary value of things. It doesn’t matter in the slightest bit what percentage $100 of his net worth is. What does THAT valet job deserve is the way to look at it. Probably a $10 tip for the average person and $20 for the rich guy or the nice guy. $100 is overkill anyway you look at it. This guy, however, is an asshole for not making an effort to break the hundo and tip this guy fairly. If I were him, I would have given him the hundo if I couldn’t break it, but it’s easily justifiable to not tip $100 for that job no matter who you are.
11 years ago at 1:41 pmDon’t be all up tight about it. If it was Dubya or Charlie Sheen, they would’ve given him a hundy no questions asked. Not that anybody gives a fuck, but I used to carry shit to people’s cars at Kmart and even the people poor enough to use Layaway threw me some singles.
11 years ago at 1:58 pmI agree with your assessment and enjoy your perspective. Well done
11 years ago at 2:24 pmNobody asked, Morgan.
11 years ago at 3:17 pmDo you like boating? I know this great spot in Bay Harbor.
11 years ago at 6:27 pmSolid assessment. Wealthy people aren’t wealthy because they make piss poor economic decisions. When I use a valet, I make sure I either come equipped with the right amount of cash or make change before getting the car back. #Tuco_1855forFifthYear
11 years ago at 3:24 pmDamn, Tuco. Usually you sound stupid as fuck but this is spot on.
11 years ago at 3:28 pmDamn. Helmet Stickers is calling me stupid. This is an all time low.
11 years ago at 3:30 pmThis guy leaving a $100 tip would be the equivalent of a $50,000 a year earner (Avg. Middle Class Income) leaving $0.07.
11 years ago at 1:34 pmfuck that guy
11 years ago at 1:15 pmSHUT UP MEG
11 years ago at 7:53 pmThe only frat move I saw in this video is the Valet guy who patted him on the back and said “you know what that’s no problem sir”
11 years ago at 1:16 pmFor a person making 65k a year, that $100 bill to him is like nine cents to us.
11 years ago at 1:16 pm“I’ll get you next time” What a cheap asshole
11 years ago at 1:27 pmOnly carrying Benjamin’s. TFM
11 years ago at 1:31 pmOnly ripping Benjamin’s. RFM.
11 years ago at 1:37 pmTipping. Lacing up as we speak.
11 years ago at 1:37 pmThis fuckin guy.
11 years ago at 1:33 pmHas someone set up a GoFundMe for this guy yet?
11 years ago at 2:55 pm