Virginia High School Teacher Shows Off Her Fake Tits To Students

Virginia High School Teacher Goes Tits Out For The Boys, Shows Off Her Fake Breasts

One of the greatest lessons any guy can learn is how to tell the difference between real and fake boobs. If you have a personal preference for real tits or silicone enhanced ones, it’s important to know which a girl has before you waste too much effort talking her up at the bar, right?

One Virginia teacher decided to teach her students a lesson in how to make this important distinction, even though it wasn’t exactly part of the approved curriculum. Melissa Kidd, a 34-year-old teacher at Woodside High School in Newport News, recently had to resign from her job after she was accused of showing her students her tits before and after her breast augmentation surgery. It should be noted that Kidd taught in the school’s “career and technical education department,” and while I’m not exactly sure what that entails, I’m betting that sexual education is not part of their core curriculum.

Kidd showed the photos to a number of students between the ages of 16 and 18 sometime in March and one nerd tattled on her to administrators later on that month. Kidd was immediately placed on administrative leave and then resigned from the school in April. She hasn’t been charged with a crime yet, but is under investigation for “taking indecent liberties with a child by a person in a supervisory role,” which is a felony in the state of Virginia.

While three students reported seeing pictures of Ms. Kidd’s enhanced chest, she apparently had one favorite student that she shared a little bit more with. According to The Huffington Post, a detective with the Newport News Police Department’s special victims unit, A.J. Cupp, said in a police report, “one juvenile victim additionally reported being shown nude photographs of Kidd’s breast and genital areas.” Guess it’s not hard to figure out who was the teacher’s pet.

[via The Huffington Post]

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  1. Esq.

    A detective named Cupp investigating a teacher showing her new breast implants to students…sounds like a bad porno

    10 years ago at 11:17 am
  2. Known2bBlown

    Why didn’t I ever get so lucky. I mean I’m not a bad looking guy, teachers just never had a thing for me unfortunately.

    10 years ago at 11:27 am
    1. Fratistics101

      You sound like Mac after he realized Charlie got molested by the gym teacher and he didn’t

      10 years ago at 12:59 pm
    1. JackDawson

      You do know everything bad that ever happens can’t always be blamed on liberals right? Stop throwing the word around everytime something ticks you off. In the case of censorship in fact, it is often conservatives who are on the wrong side. For example ‘liberal’ Europe has much looser policies regarding censorship and sex? Acccuse liberals of things they deserve to be accused of, and don’t do so when it isn’t deserved. Otjerwise tou come axcross like a moron.

      10 years ago at 11:46 am
      1. Tyrion

        Are you trying to say conservitves aren’t right 100% of the time and liberals aren’t wrong 100% of the time!?!? Blasphamey!

        10 years ago at 11:55 am
      2. JackDawson

        Fuck you man I absolutely did not. I voted for Romney and so far in my life have voted hardline Republican. I however am not nieve enough to believe that the party is not without its flaws.

        10 years ago at 12:32 pm
      3. GDIonFleek

        This is the type of website that makes out Bush to be a hero. Oddly enough, with a lot of try-hards and tools.

        10 years ago at 12:40 pm
      4. HonoraryMember

        Bush certainly made some mistakes, but one thing was never unclear: his love for America. Its obvious he loves this great nation of ours and, oddly enough, its obvious many on the left do not.

        10 years ago at 12:48 pm
      5. IHitDingers971

        Fuckin 2nd. This try hards money is newer than Bruce Jenners fun bags. Paying dues with welfare checks is NF bro.

        10 years ago at 9:31 pm
  3. AEW_360

    Who the fuck would tell the administration on her? Obviously what she did wasn’t right, but damn it’s awesome.

    10 years ago at 11:37 am
    1. BSmith

      I’ve got $50 it was a girl that was jealous of the guys response to seeing some nice tits. She was problably not very well endowed.

      10 years ago at 12:51 pm
    2. DrPoopinstein

      It almost certainly got around to the whole school before it got to the administration. Remember to keep these type of things very, very close to the chest kids.

      10 years ago at 2:50 pm
    1. SperryFratshaw

      Scroll down and read the comment with the link. Makes you want to regret asking.

      10 years ago at 12:49 pm