There’s Poop On Your Toothbrush And Not Your Poop Either
There is a good chance that we are all gargling shit on a daily basis.
According to a study conducted at the Quinnipiac University in Connecticut, 60 percent of toothbrushes are covered in fecal coliforms, or, more scientifically, microscopic dumps.
If you share a communal bathroom with an average of nine people — here’s looking at you, rising freshmen — then there is an 80 percent chance those turdlings belong to someone else.
That means your roommate’s poop is on your toothbrush. Or, your toothbrush is on your roommate’s poop, if you want to look at it that way.
There’s no escaping the shitstorm, either. Researchers found that rinsing your toothbrush with mouthwash or hot water does nothing to minimize the risk of contamination. Toothbrush covers are futile, as well. They actually keep the bristles moist, creating the perfect environment for the bacteria to flourish like a beautiful, brown rainforest.
How does this happen? Actions such as flushing the toilet send the poopy particles flying through the air. That’s why you and your hall mates should make a pact to never flush again. Once you’ve saved up a ton of crap in the bowl for several months, the concoction will begin to ferment. When everything is nice and ripe, take turns sticking your faces in the bowl and inhaling deeply. Not only will you have a legal way to get high as fuck, but you’ll minimize the possibility of feces splashing on your toothbrush.
The more you know..
[via NY Post]
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Thanks, Boosh. This is one of those inevitable occurrences, so what is the point of freaking everybody out?
10 years ago at 5:47 pmNot entirely sure how the fuck this is related to Greek life but… Okay.
10 years ago at 5:52 pmUnbelievably frat
10 years ago at 5:53 pmAgreed, shit on toothbrushes? what a hard hitting, investigative piece on something all fraternity men are concerned with.
10 years ago at 7:08 pmYou’re not the real Redcorn.
10 years ago at 8:34 pmOr you could just put down the seat when you flush?
10 years ago at 5:56 pmIf you’re a pussy whipped bitch, then sure.
10 years ago at 6:17 pmI assumed it was from tongue-punching so much fart-box.
10 years ago at 6:01 pmThe Myth Busters covered this already, so thanks whatever the fuck university for a another waste of discourse.
10 years ago at 6:04 pmYou guys commenting about how this isnt greek life, have you considered that its summer for a lot of people thus making it essentially a news limbo for the next 3 months as far as greek life goes? Its a college study and somewhat college related. At least be thankful its not some chive shit or one of dorns product reviews (that we can no longer insult)
10 years ago at 6:10 pmDorn’s reviews gave me leukemia.
10 years ago at 7:38 pmReading this site everyday is the intellectual equivalent of gargling shit on a daily basis, so I don’t see the problem here.
10 years ago at 6:14 pmI assume the posted this article because of the amount buttstuff is talked about on here.
10 years ago at 8:07 pmI’m having the worst time trying to pronounce the name of this University.
10 years ago at 9:19 pm