Wall Street Banker Tells Summer Interns “To Live And Die” By His 10 Commandments In Awesome Email

Wall St. Banker Tells Summer Interns %22To Live And Die%22 By His 10 Commandments In Awesome Email

“Welcome To The Jungle.” Great song, and even better email subject for welcoming summer interns to the hell that is Wall Street.

Justin Kwon is a second-year analyst in Barclays’ global power & utilities group, known as the “frattiest group” on Wall Street Oasis. He is also a guy just making power moves over the summer interns. Justin is their pledge trainer for the next nine weeks, and he wants to make sure that things are done his way. He fired out an email to them with their 10 Commandments.

Here is the email, provided from Business Insider:

Intern Email

My personal favorites:

Commandment 5 — Like during pledgeship, you are required to dress as the actives tell you to dress. Don’t even think of trying to take off that jacket.

Commandment 7 — Sleep is optional and should be the last thing on your mind. You’re here to work.

Commandment 9 — You can’t expect the elders always to have napkins. Sometimes we forget to grab some, and when your hands are messy, you need a pledge to clean that up. It just so happens that they require a nice tie or scarf. Don’t like it? That’s your own problem.

I also love the power move to tell them to respond promptly and that they basically have 30 minutes to do so, or they’re fucked. Another awesome takeaway was the guy who asked off for a family reunion only to be allowed to go as long as he cleared his desk and turned in his Blackberry.

According to the Wall Street Journal, Barclays essentially told them that the email was in no way, shape, or form allowed to be sent.

“The email was in no way authorized by Barclays. Barclays is fully committed to creating an environment where both our bankers and our business can thrive. We have implemented policies and training guidelines to enable employees to gain valuable experience while at the same time maintaining a healthy work-life balance.”

I’m sure this is just a way to cover their ass, because these commandments are great.

[via Business Insider, Wall Street Journal]

Image via YouTube

  1. Jordan Ross Belfort

    College is supposed to prepare you for the real world, but fraternities (more importantly) prepare you for the business world.

    10 years ago at 11:43 am
    1. ilovesluts

      Guy wasn’t even in a fraternity. He’s just a hot-headed second year who’s still at the bottom of the pecking order for a third-tier IB and had the opportunity to flex his muscles. As funny as this would have been if kept internally, it’s bad form to send using your work email address for something that’s clearly satirical but will be perceived as serious to the unknowing.

      10 years ago at 1:18 pm
      1. ilovesluts

        You’re right, I didn’t. I skipped the IB stepping stone straight to a $12B fund.

        10 years ago at 2:07 pm
      2. GetPhKTUp

        No one cares that you’re at a middle market PE shop straight out of a semi target.

        10 years ago at 6:00 pm
  2. Reaganomics69

    For those who don’t know know, this is totally standard on the Street. Most of these guys put in 80-100 hours EASY a week. Super hard work, but they also get lots of blow and tons of bitches. So in that regard, they’re pretty much identical to fraternities.

    10 years ago at 12:17 pm
  3. inhocFaF

    Am I the only one hung up on wearing no socks is encouraged, but jacket at all times mandatory? Call me old fashioned but I like to take off my jacket when sitting and socks really don’t matter to me one way or the other.

    10 years ago at 12:45 pm
    1. cubewarrior

      can’t believe this guy played high school sports….

      also he went from a credit union (fucking poor person) to a third tier IB…. bigger upset than Drake becoming famous after playing a cripple on tv

      10 years ago at 10:38 am