Man Named Greg In Custom Airbrush T-Shirt Steals Show In Pic Of Hottie With Fake Tits
A casual picture of an attractive young lady (shout out to my girl Tay Chat) wearing an American flag tank top at Disney World is posted on a 667k-follower Instagram account (@tfmgirls) that specifically features attractive college girls, but holy shit get a load of Greg in his personalized airbrushed tee pushing a stroller like a G.
Some people are born to be brilliant scientists and cure deadly diseases. Some are born to be skilled surgeons or motivational public speakers. Some people are born to throw 98 MPH fastballs or be political masterminds. Greg, though, Greg was born to take the fam to Disney World, get the whole squad matching, personalized airbrushed tees, and push the fuck out of a stroller while his wife knows to stay a good seven paces in front of him so she doesn’t cramp his style.
The first comment on the picture, simply “GREG,” set a tidal wave of Greg comments in motion. Below are the first 18 comments posted.
A few other highlights from the comments section:
“Fuck u Greg”
“dammit Greg”
“fucking Greg”
“OLE GREG”
“Greg got the digits”
“Damn where can I get that Greg shirt tho”
“s/o to Greg”
“what’s up GREG”
“My nigga Greg”
“shout out to my nigga Greg”
“God damnit Greg”
“Photobomb from Greg”
“The boy Greg!!!”
“@brittanybelote and buy me an airbrushed tee like Greg. That thing is fly”
“Classic Greg!”
“@lexkwondo is GREG the baby daddy?”
“Greg should be the focus. Hot stuff!”
“damn look at Greg #gregfromdisneyworld”
“Shoutout to the real OG Greg”
“Greg smashes ONLY dimes”
“hey Greg. Little more 🏃, little less 🍕🍔🍟”
Okay that last one is just fucking rude. All the great ones have haters, Greg. And all the great ones know this and shake them haters off and walk off into the sunset wearing a bomb airbrush “Greg” tee from Disney World.
Hey Greg, save some Disney World trim for the rest of us..
I don’t think Greg is going for the same kind of Disney World trim as you dorn….
10 years ago at 3:54 pmHave you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
10 years ago at 3:55 pmCould you learn to love me?
10 years ago at 8:23 pmIf I could find it
10 years ago at 6:45 amUnderappreciated comment
10 years ago at 3:20 pmWhat the fuck did I just skim through without reading? Because I’m 99.9% sure even that was a waste of precious time.
10 years ago at 3:55 pmI hope Greg finds you and drops a dumbbell on your throat while you sleep.
10 years ago at 4:02 pmAlright, someone find Greg. Got some laps to do with that guy.
10 years ago at 4:22 pmGreg is probably already balls deep in your mother after you called him a waste of your time. Downright disrespectful.
10 years ago at 4:32 pmSorry pal, you probably wouldn’t be able to keep up with Greg.
10 years ago at 5:32 pmDorn was actually blacklisted from Disney World back in 2012 after an “incident” near the Peter Pan ride.
10 years ago at 4:00 pmtrue actually
10 years ago at 4:01 pmHe’s no longer allowed to use the single rider line.
10 years ago at 4:10 pmSuch simpler times…
10 years ago at 4:30 pmRedcorn!
10 years ago at 4:56 pmThe man, the myth, the legend makes his triumphant return.
10 years ago at 5:10 pmWelcome back John. A pleasure to see you again!
10 years ago at 8:20 pmHe’s back and better than ever.
10 years ago at 8:54 pmGood to see you back, Redcorn. Please stick around.
10 years ago at 10:06 pmRedcorn, damn it’s good to see you back!!
10 years ago at 6:48 amYou know you’ve been on TFM too long when you remember the fail Friday from years ago of the dude creeping on Taylor Chatley
10 years ago at 4:01 pmAnd Greg is why this chick is about to start getting casting calls from porn studios
10 years ago at 4:14 pm600 thousand Instagram followers… I guess that’s pretty good for being a random girl
10 years ago at 4:21 pmMaybe try giving that part another read, pal.
10 years ago at 7:39 pmThis is a new journalistic low for TFM.
10 years ago at 4:27 pmWhole lot going on in that title.
10 years ago at 4:31 pmGreg
10 years ago at 4:35 pm