Jealous Foreigners Tell Us How To Spot An American

  1. Shut up Meg

    Thats fine, half of western europe is indebted economically etc. to us still from saving their asses during and after world war two. And we railed out germany.

    11 years ago at 9:43 am
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      11 years ago at 5:25 am
      1. BlutoPDT

        What are you assholes gonna do about this shit? I blame you intern you lazy fuck.

        11 years ago at 9:09 pm
    2. party_on_garth

      I would love to see a bunch of Americans rattle off how to pick out foreigners, I’ll get the list started:
      1. Often hard to tell if the males are just homosexual or from another country.
      2. Piss poor tippers
      3. Awful oral hygiene
      4. Ordering espresso or cappuccino in a bar
      5. Often very short and look like they haven’t eaten in weeks
      6. In large cities, like Chicago where I live, they love to stop dead in their tracks in the middle of a crowded sidewalk to check a map or take pictures.
      7. No deodorant.

      11 years ago at 8:17 am
  2. Theta High

    Basically we are better than all of them, more confident, party harder and love freedom… That Swedish guy almost peed his pants from excitement for been called an American.

    11 years ago at 9:51 am
  3. PleaseBlackBallMe

    Both those guys in the blue shirts have had their asses beat by an American at some point. Guarantee it.

    11 years ago at 9:52 am
  4. NotAnOUBETA

    I’m really shocked the Japanese guy didn’t have more to say considering we butt fucked his country with atomic bombs

    11 years ago at 9:57 am
    1. HurryinHoosiers

      Interesting point.. It seems that Americans resents Japan more for their POW camps then Japan resents the U.S. for (possibly unnecessarily) bombing the shit out of them

      11 years ago at 10:00 am
      1. Jimmyfrat72

        The fuck was Pearl Harbor then? A nice Sunday picnic? And if we hadn’t bombed them and instead invaded it would have cost a lot more American and Japanese lives.

        11 years ago at 12:17 pm
    2. John C. Calhoun

      The Japanese love Americans more than any other country. Shit Japan might like the USA more than most Americans. 85% of the Japanese population has favorable views towards America. After the war the U.S. Reconstructed Japan’s infrastructure, we didn’t kill their emperor, we set them up to be a leading world power, and we gave them their own constitution 7 years after the war. Which is almost unheard of after an unconditional surrender.

      11 years ago at 10:54 am
      1. FratBarkley

        We embarrass them in front of the entire world then help them back up. It’s a TFM

        11 years ago at 1:48 pm
      2. han_solo

        Japan might also love baseball more than Americans do. I’d say they’re pretty cool.

        11 years ago at 8:30 pm
  5. DexterMorgan

    Those two giggly Japanese girls have definitely been involved in some American bukake at some point.

    11 years ago at 10:06 am
    1. ZeteNJ

      Wow, can’t believe the Japanese girls had the giggles. It’s almost like the stereotypical depiction is spot on.

      11 years ago at 12:54 pm
      1. ChiChris

        You know that in Japanese and Korean culture, it’s considered rude for a woman to laugh or yawn without covering her mouth. The yawning bit is the same in Europe, and technically also here in the U.S., but younger generations tend not to care about it.

        11 years ago at 1:31 pm