This Is What Happens When A Walk-On Transfer Kicker Parks In Urban Meyer’s Spot
10 years ago

Do you feel bad for the poor soul who parked in Urban Meyer’s spot at the football facilities on Ohio State’s campus? Meyer doesn’t. The second most popular man in the state of Ohio opted to teach the accused a lesson — blocking him in until he leaves for the day.

The alleged owner of the Jeep is walk-on Duke transfer kicker Jack Willoughby. Meyer sometimes works 18 hour days in the summer, so Willoughby better get comfortable. He probably isn’t going home for a while.

What is the bigger power move here? I’m having trouble deciding. Something inside me so badly wants to believe that Willoughby made the conscious decision to park in Meyer’s spot as a message to Meyer and the rest of the team that he is not to be fucked with. On the other hand, if it was a simple mistake, Meyer pulled a magnificent power move by just leaving his car right behind that POS Cherokee. Sure, it makes driving through the parking lot a little less convenient for everyone else, but will a ballsy tow truck driver dare touch Meyer’s nice ass Mercedes? Not a chance.

I can guarantee you one thing: Meyer knows who Willoughby is now.

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      10 years ago at 5:24 am
      1. DeltaGoodHand

        There’s at least a foot of turf between the curb and fence, if you couldnt get a 4wd vehicle out of that spot turn in your license because you’re too stupid to be behind the wheel.

        10 years ago at 3:20 pm
  5. thadcastle2

    I mean I could be wrong but I don’t see a sign saying it’s his so he could have just taken it because it’s the closest spot without knowing. Still a power move on Meyer’s part though

    10 years ago at 2:21 pm
    1. MarineCorps

      I think you’re a gonna have a bad time trying to spark note articles written for barely literate mouth breathers.

      10 years ago at 12:01 am
  9. Bbn_Cats

    That’s a nice car and all, but I would’ve expected something a little more flashy from Meyer with the amount of money he has rolling in.

    10 years ago at 2:32 pm
    1. cleavage

      Most coaches get an auto allowance that pays the lease. I’m sure if urban wants a Ferrari he could either buy it himself. Or hint to some crazy loaded booster that “Florida said they would give me a Ferrari if I came back.”

      10 years ago at 3:08 pm
    2. JohnFratYatesSommers

      He probably does have something more flashy. But like most rich people, I doubt he commutes in it.

      10 years ago at 7:17 pm
  10. Saturated frat

    Kid probably felt like it was his lucky day when he got to practice and every spot was taken except that one. On another note, if he doesn’t have the basic social skills to ask a teammate for a ride home then he has bigger problems.

    10 years ago at 2:40 pm
      1. Lance Harbor

        Knee is great! I coach for West Canaan HS’s Varsity team (QB Coach) and Darcy is pregnant! Still trying out for teams though, hoping to make it to the league.

        10 years ago at 6:24 pm