Woman Drives Drunk To Scene Of Husband’s DWI, Gets DWI Too
True love knows no bounds. Especially not the boundaries of the law.
When a man in Santa Fe, New Mexico was pulled over for a DWI, his wife drove to the scene to try to smooth things over. Unfortunately, she was also hammered. Cherity Roybal-Vigil was then taken to jail along with her husband.
From KRQE News:
“How much alcohol have you had today?” The deputy asked Roybal-Vigil. “I’ve had two glasses of wine and my mother’s on her way here,” she answered.
In one of the tests, the woman was instructed to count backwards from 63 to 41. “Fifty-three, 52, 51, 50, 54, 53, 52, 51, 50,” she counted. “Forty, 41, 42 and 43. Was that correct?” Investigators said she failed multiple sobriety tests.
Finally, the deputy asked Roybal-Vigil to perform a breath test.
“You’ve only had two drinks?” The deputy asked. At the end of the breath test, he told Roybal-Vigil, “0.15, you’re almost double the legal limit.”
I commend this woman’s commitment to family. Not only did she fight for her husband despite being under the influence of two extremely potent glasses of wine, but she brought her kid along, too.
As the tests continued, another deputy helped the woman’s young son out of her car.
As Roybal-Vigil was arrested for DWI, she waved to her son. “I love you mom,” he told her. “Love you too dude,” she answered.
Yeesh. And this kid’s teacher is concerned about how violent his doodles are now? Just wait till the trauma of this little episode sinks in.
The whole thing reminds me of when a fraternity party gets raided by the cops, and the risk manager goes stumbling to the door, his confidence in neutralizing the situation unfettered by his violent hammeredness.
“Everybodyy just caaalllllm down. Jusss caaaallmm down sshhhh. I got this shit cuz I’m mufuckinn risk. Manager. Bitches.”
Then, he gets canned while everyone else sprints out the back door. The risk manager is really more of a sacrificial lamb to appease the police than he is a manager, come to think of it. Unless you have a risk manager who insists on staying sober the whole time and bitches at you for “freaking girls out because you’re too drunk,” or “urinating on the floor.” Yeah, okay, Kevin. Whatever..
[via KRQE News]
Image via KRQE News

This is so frat. Great read.
10 years ago at 5:38 pmThere is at least 1 of these types of dumbass comments on every post. It’s summer time. Not everybody is fratting as hard as you kid.
10 years ago at 10:24 am“Love you too dude.” TFriendzoneM
10 years ago at 5:54 pmHope it wouldn’t be anything else considering that was his ma
10 years ago at 6:50 pmNot sure how this acquired 30 down votes, “As Roybal-Vigil was arrested for DWI, she waved to her son. “I love you mom,” he told her. “Love you too dude,” she answered.” Yall are dumb af
10 years ago at 9:14 amIt’s not that we didn’t get it, it just wasn’t funny. At all. Swing and a miss bozo.
10 years ago at 9:35 amCan we clarify that drunk driving is in no way, shape, or form frat? We’re gonna have a bunch of high school frat stars wrapping their cars around trees this weekend.
10 years ago at 5:54 pmI really don’t understand the down votes. Pledge drivers exist in part so that we as fraternity men do not need to drive drunk. It is one of the many things that make us good organizations. I know this is a satire site but some things aren’t funny. I have no issue with someone getting hammered and taking out the golf cart or whatever the case may be, but call a damn driver instead of putting others lives at risk. Especially knowing that a drunk fraternity member causing harm in an automobile will make liberal news anchors everywhere cum when they hear about it. Rant over.
10 years ago at 6:44 pmGet this man a fuckin beer.
10 years ago at 10:25 pmWrong occasion.
10 years ago at 11:53 pmMy favorite drinking game is driving.
10 years ago at 6:10 pmShe messed up the field sobriety test that badly with a BAC of only 0.15? It sounds more like she’s just plain stupid.
10 years ago at 6:28 pmYou’re an idiot.
10 years ago at 7:24 pmReplied to the wrong person. You’re not an idiot
10 years ago at 7:24 pmGuess I’m not the king of commenting
10 years ago at 7:24 pmI don’t know about that. This thread you just created was quite entertaining.
10 years ago at 9:04 pmKevin ruins everything
10 years ago at 6:50 pmWow. Funny that our risk manager is actually named Kevin and completely fits this description
10 years ago at 7:01 pmI’ve also noticed a correlation between responsibility and being named Kevin
10 years ago at 7:45 pmCould it be? Did The Chive finally fuck off?
10 years ago at 7:18 pmRelocating your family reunion to the local jail. TFTC.
10 years ago at 7:41 pmI thought two wrongs make a right? Maybe that’s why nothing works out for me
10 years ago at 12:20 am