VIDEO: Hottest Woman Alive Drops F-Bomb After Shitty Golf Shot And I Just Fell So, So Hard
The esteemed title of “hottest woman alive” regularly changes hands between a few select heavy hitters. Some days it’s Kendall Jenner. Others it’s Candice Swanepoel. But a lot of days it’s Nina Agdal. Today is an Agdal day, especially after watching her get frustrated on the golf course and hitting the camera with a bitch face that will make your neck hairs stand up, followed by an F-bomb.
I’ve never seen anything so hot in my life.
Fuckkkkkkkkkk.
Dear the guy working the camera. I assume you’re Nina’s boyfriend. I’ve seen you in a few of her Instagram posts, and I’ve got to tell you: I’m not impressed. Also, your days are numbered. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Your choice.
If you end it with Nina now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you..
Image via Instagram
Dorn ive seen picture of you, and i am not impressed. Id say chalk this up as an L and go back to bacon and the playground.
10 years ago at 10:43 amI can’t imagine where you would have seen a picture of me before. I think you’re lying.
10 years ago at 10:45 amPretty sure he saw it while he was browsing the “gay” section of Pornhub.
10 years ago at 11:55 amThese jokes have gotten so elementary they’re actually becomming funny out of sheer stupidity hahaha
10 years ago at 1:02 pmPun intended?
10 years ago at 3:12 pmHottest woman alive? Really? Think about what you title posts dorn you dumpster baby.
10 years ago at 10:45 amI thought you said Taylor Swift was the hottest women alive, bud.
10 years ago at 10:46 amAlso Kendall Jenner
10 years ago at 10:52 amLiterally have never said that. I say she’s sexy, which she is. Sexy and hot are not the same.
10 years ago at 10:55 am“Literally.” TSM
10 years ago at 11:12 amYou said she melted your pants off. How is that not hot?
10 years ago at 12:46 pmYou guys have abysmal reading comprehension. Good God. She IS hot, but she’s not the hottest woman alive. She has tremendous sex appeal, however.
10 years ago at 9:44 amHave you said it figuratively? Or hypothetically? Or rhetorically?
10 years ago at 8:19 pmThe picture where she is showing us her “sunburn” is HoF material.
10 years ago at 10:48 amDorn, we all know she’s too old for your taste.
10 years ago at 10:49 amWrong gender as well
10 years ago at 10:52 amOh I get it, cuz he likes little boys…
10 years ago at 11:48 amthese jokes got old and then got funny again because it makes me laugh that people can get their shitty jokes to the top of Dorn’s articles effortlessly just by saying gay shit. I’d be furious personally lolzzz
10 years ago at 1:00 pmThis is neat.
10 years ago at 10:52 amThis video could turn a gay man straight.
10 years ago at 10:57 amThe title of the article says you fell. Where did you fall? By the mailbox in suburbia?
10 years ago at 12:08 pmYou moved to the suburbs and switched to cussing golf girl porn. They must put salt peter in the water.
10 years ago at 12:31 pmCredit to Aj Walkin: Please take a moment to admire the great LeBron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King’s history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:
10 years ago at 4:08 pm1.Only player in nba history to quit because of air conditioner
2.Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship
3.Dunked on by a high school kid then confiscates the tape
4.Bail on the dunk contest 9 times
5.Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars
6.Play on same team as his moms boyfriend
7.Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8.Lose not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 times in the Finals.
9.Host a national televised TV show to leave his team
10.Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11.Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet (Nate Robinson)
12.Flop every single game in the playoffs
13.Choke 4 out of 5 finals games by dropping FG% by 18
14.0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook it threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.
15. Shoot a terrible percentage in an elimination game at 13-33 to match his finals record of all time.
16. Calls himself the greatest in the world, only to lose the next game in his hometown.
17. Insults the fans of the NBA and “their personal problems” because he lost in the NBA finals.
18. Sits on the floor and whines after a non-call instead of getting back on defense.