Fans Can Bring Their Weed To The U.S. Open, Outside Water Bottles Still Banned
Alright ma’am, place your purse up here and let me take a gander. A modestly sized Ziploc bag of weed, two marijuana infused brownies, and a pack of ganja gummies. Everything looks in order here. You’re good to go in. Hold on. Is that a Dasani in your back pocket? Ma’am, stand down. She’s on the run. Johnson, I’m going to need back up.
Surprisingly, the scene I just so eloquently painted doesn’t take place at a Bonnaroo staff security tent, rather, it’s the type of cheeky shenanigans you’ll undoubtedly see at the U.S. Open this weekend.
From News.com.au:
With marijuana legal in Washington, and this year’s US Open to be played at Chambers Bay in Tacoma, fans will be allowed to just waltz onto the course with their own supply of grass. Grass of a much more interesting variety that found on the fairways, that is.
While all spectators have to enter through manned gates and pass their belongings through metal detectors, volunteers have been advised to allow entry to people even if they are carrying a stash of marijuana with them.
Bizarrely, while fans will be able to bring drugs with them, they won’t be allowed to bring in bottles of water, which they will have to throw away at the door.
Makes sense. The venue marks up their own water bottles and with mouths running drier than the fairways at Chambers Bay, they’re set to rake in ALL the money.
Also, you have to imagine the amount of jackasses screaming “In the hole!” off the tee of a par 5 and “Mashed potatoes!” will be significantly less than years past. Those baked out of their minds will barely muster up enough energy to golf clap, let alone howl the name “Bubba.”
It is still illegal to actually light up in public in the state of Washington, so for those of you planning on puff, puff, passing and watching Phil rip one out of the trees, do so cautiously. Vapes and edibles are your friends, here..
[via News.com.au]
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Jimenez might have different contents in his cigar this weekend.
10 years ago at 12:43 pmYou’ve never actually smoked before, have you?
10 years ago at 12:50 pmWoah, we’ve got a badass here guys
10 years ago at 2:12 pmUp until the mid 19th century, golf balls were typically made of feathers that were boiled and then stuffed into a leather pouch, which was subsequently sewn up into a ball shape. The first golf balls used in the 16th century are believed to have been made of wood.
10 years ago at 1:04 pmCool story, bro.
10 years ago at 1:23 pmThis fine gentleman provided us with some daily knowledge, now lace em up and appreciate it.
10 years ago at 2:39 pmTell us more stuff
10 years ago at 8:14 pmVapes should never be your friend
10 years ago at 1:12 pmNo seriously though, vapes are for pussies.
10 years ago at 1:23 pmFacts
10 years ago at 4:52 pmWeed is tight
10 years ago at 2:08 pmIt is if you enjoy supporting hippies and the drug cartels
10 years ago at 4:24 pmyou dont watch movies alot do ya, champ.
10 years ago at 8:00 pmI could watch Phil “rip one out of the trees” this weekend if there were more than one tree on the whole course
10 years ago at 2:36 pmRipping a bong hit before ripping a 200 yd shot off the tee
10 years ago at 3:23 pm200 is fucking weak, and you should know that.
10 years ago at 6:39 pmNot if its a 200 yard Par 3
10 years ago at 10:26 amToo bad there’s only one tree in Chamber’s bay to “rip one out of”
10 years ago at 3:27 pmNO WONDER DUSTIN JOHNSON IS WINNING
10 years ago at 11:43 pmThere are no trees at Chamber’s Bay, Dan. Nice try, champ, but it’s singular. There is one tree on the course.
10 years ago at 11:44 pm“There are no trees…There is one tree…”
10 years ago at 7:22 am