Paulina Gretzky Shows Off Her Sexy New Mom Bod
10 years ago

Guys, sit there and look. Ladies, take some notes.

Instagram cocktease Paulina Gretzky just posted a bikini pic of herself five months after giving birth and she looks good as new.

On a scale of 1 to 100, her body is easily a Wayne Gretzky.

Pregnant chicks aren’t my fetish, but she was definitely in the running for hottest pregnant woman ever.

It’s tough to say this most recent bikini pic is the best on her Instagram account, but it’s gotta be up there.

Bravo, Dustin Johnson, you wife-stealing, cocaine-fueled son of a bitch. Your gal knows how to tighten things up.

  11. Frichael Frordan

    Credit to Aj Walkin: Please take a moment to admire the great LeBron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King’s history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:
    1.Only player in nba history to quit because of air conditioner
    2.Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship
    3.Dunked on by a high school kid then confiscates the tape
    4.Bail on the dunk contest 9 times
    5.Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars
    6.Play on same team as his moms boyfriend
    7.Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
    8.Lose not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 times in the Finals.
    9.Host a national televised TV show to leave his team
    10.Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
    11.Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet (Nate Robinson)
    12.Flop every single game in the playoffs
    13.Choke 4 out of 5 finals games by dropping FG% by 18
    14.0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook it threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.
    15. Shoot a terrible percentage in an elimination game at 13-33 to match his finals record of all time.
    16. Calls himself the greatest in the world, only to lose the next game in his hometown.
    17. Insults the fans of the NBA and “their personal problems” because he lost in the NBA finals.
    18. Sits on the floor and whines after a non-call instead of getting back on defense.

    10 years ago at 4:05 pm
      6. Nie Sass

        That was the single longest most irrelevant comment I have ever seen in my life.

        10 years ago at 1:49 am