NFL Safety Boss: League Might Ban Helmets One Day
Here’s something that might be difficult to wrap your head around: football without helmets.
With the number of concussions increasing among current players and mental disorders such as depression, memory loss, and mood swings increasing among former players, the chairman of the National Football League believes in the possibility of a ban on helmets sometime in the future.
From BBC Sport:
“Can I see a time without helmets? Yes,” said Dr John York.
“It’s not around the corner, but I can see it.”
I fully support this idea. I always get super startled when those big men go crashing into each other like that. It’s all just so dangerous and scary.
Other ways to make the NFL better:
1. Make it two-hand touch and fine players who get too rough.
2. Take out kickoffs because they run too fast.
3. Give every team a trophy at the end of the season.
4. Cover up the cheerleaders because there are children in the audience for goodness sake.
5. Cover up players too because what kind of message do those gang-banger tattoos send inner-city youths?
6. Change the names of teams named after animals because it promotes animal abuse.
Please, Mr. Goodell..
[via BBC Sport]
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10 years ago at 1:42 pmThe day football is played without helmets is the day I lose all faith in humanity.
10 years ago at 1:42 pmThis day is going to be way in the future and shitty, apparently just like fail Friday today.
10 years ago at 1:43 pmThe intern is the only one that needs a helmet.
10 years ago at 1:45 pmAnd people wonder why interest in soccer in growing in the US
10 years ago at 1:45 pmThis argument has actually been around for awhile. It started when people look at two things:
1) how to stop players from leading with their heads.
2) Rugby players suffer less concussions. Yes I realize they are different games.
I actually think it would work but you probably will never see it come to fruition. Also not sure if linemen would still wear them? Seeing that the helmets, and visors help with keeping players from ripping each others eyes out.
Honestly it’s more likely that we move back to the leather or some other kind of lean soft helmet that’s there to protect the skull but not able to be used as a tool like the modern helmet is (leading with the head)
10 years ago at 2:40 pmLol this thing was hilarious to read.
10 years ago at 12:31 pmwhy intern? why is it so hard for you to post fail friday?
10 years ago at 1:50 pmI’m only here for the comments.
10 years ago at 2:04 pmI banned helmets for my dick years ago.
10 years ago at 2:09 pmSarcastaball will be real one day…
10 years ago at 2:10 pmGrandex Safety Boss: TSM girls might ban condoms in the future.
10 years ago at 4:01 pm